COME EVERY ONE! LET'S WEAR OUR CLOTHES BACKWARDS & PRETEND WERE IN MIDDLE SCHOOL AGAIN! *jump jump*

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after that little display, let's come back to 2007 & the gold bond, ok? :)

sorry, i get dident to blog yesterday, but as soon as i got on the computer, mother came running wanting to use it! booooo!

i would have blogged eariler today, but mother did the same thing as yesterday.

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same ol here...weather was nice today. sunny blue sky. 8)

my transistion lenses became dark from the sun. they haven't done that ever since DAY AFTER TOMARROW struck. it's supposed to get cold again tomarrow! not again! :x it's a good thing kohl's had a "sale" so i can keep stocking up on long sleeve shirts.

went to a baby shower yesterday with mother. pretty boring. then i realized that i've never really been to a baby shower before. the mom, maritza, is a 17 y/o girl that used to be friends with the niebor kids, and i was in elementry school with her older sister, miranda. truth is, i dident know both girls very well and haven't seen them in over 10 years when they moved away. they have a nice house very close to the river..kinda dangerous since they also live in ghetto.

let me tell you, hispanics dont care that its cold outside because every party/ocassion takes place outside. i mean everything takes place outside. we dont have partys in the house. no sir. we do things outside. all you do is enclose/trap your guests in the very tiny porch with tarps nailed to the ground..it works. my family doenst do that since we beilive in resturants. ie chilies, olive garden, or if your my very rich cousin, her giant house where the dogs have thier own room.

dont forget to tie pink and blue ballons on the chain link fence and dont forget to tie up the german shephard...he bites you know. his name isnet chucky for a reason...if the parrot "does it" w/a guest's jacket, it's not the owners fault...it's your fault for smelling like food.

CORN HUNTS:

anyone else go on "corn hunts"? no lying...corn is good. roasted, grilled, boiled, microwaved, from golden corral, in a can, sweet corn, forzen corn, from that guy outside walmart, the livestock food bin from the barn, and when you pass by those large silos on the farm roads, all the animals are piled on top of each other in hopes of trying to tumble the silo to the ground so they can gorge on piles and piles of sweet harvested corn kernerls. then farmer comes running with his pitch fork trying to persuade the animals to eat hay instead and for the chickens to step inside his frying pan.

you've heard of the phrase "like strealing candy from a baby." now it's "like stealing corn from a chicken."

 *homer simpson drool* ohh yea...sweet roasted corn dripping butter...oh yea...four coupons at the county fair will earn you a giant corn drenched in honey butter and slathered in parmasion cheese..oh yea...this is better than toki's abs. oh yea...don't forget the chayann pepper. *puts on her FFA hat and pretends she's at the fair eating corn and igorning the fact she won 9th place in the turkey divison.*

creamed corn gives animals the runs...

cornnuts taste stale. i like cinnimin rolls...

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CAT PIC TIME!

everyone meet toki!

spotty sticking his tounge out.