"N0...srsly...it was THIS BIG!!1 !!1

& tasted like the big breasted goddess of breakfast burritos single handily put forth her divinely, perfectly manicured, french tipped
finger, from her soft, petite right hand, coming from the "beef" stained wall splatted across the a kitchen canvas forming an Micheal Angelo of kitchen murals, gently poking the behemoth breakfast fast food treat, which had sprung straight from the skillet filled with succulent sausage, fiery red and green peppers, tasty potatos, cheesy cheese, slathered in a river of garlic red salsa, causing a grease fire explosion from it's flaming cast iron skillet womb as it does an Olympic backhand spring landing a perfect 10 on it's wrapper, bagged, later to be unwrapped and chewed causing a taste bud organism right down to the costumer's hungry belly.

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ha! an epic poem of fast food proportions only the adverting team mc'd hires can think of :roll: beat that Gilgamesh!

look at that guy... just sits there waiting for the diarrhea pigeons to take a 30 butt salute on him.

just wait till this (_|_) clown meets this other (_|_) clown

now there's a match made in blog heaven.

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now on to business:

sorry i haven't been for the past 4 days. i was stuck cleaning and reading! X#. we are reading gilgamesh in the world lit cla55 and learning about the "epic poem." as the prof was talking about the epic poem, a light bulb suddenly turned on in my head. "epic poem! for your other book!...wait parody an epic poem..if there's such a thing? do it anyway! brilliant!" so i'm gonna do an epic poem for my novel...well short story for now, but the spirit is the same.

i'm almost done reading my school books. i have 3 books for creative writing and the prof made us get a 3rd one that is not even in print any more! :x i already bought it on amazon a wk ago from a person selling it and has yet to arrive. go figure. HURRY UP MAN! :x then i have a quiz in spanish tomorrow. it's just separating word into syllables which i do all the time when i'm visualising a word in spanish. ;)

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at this moment, i would like to send a HUGE

to all mah blog friends for being there in my 'time of need' the other day.

for being so

and being there for me. i appreciate your kindness every step of the way, friends new and old. During my times of need, you stood there by me, with words of praise of love and courage. Thanks for being there every step of way, though thick and thin, smiles and tears, hugs and fists. Thanks for being the teddy bear on my pillow, the angel on my shoulder, the smiling face on the sun. Friendship is a 2 way street and you proved you could be there for me and in turn i while be your friend, your teddy bear, your angel and i will cherish you every step of the way. Words cannot express what i feel for you, so i wrote this poem for you.

Forever yours,
Deanna (Marie)

Please enjoy the chili's platter

& the inuyasha cake!