I suppose it's time for another blog.... Today's Blog is: "Wht if I was....." You drop everything and think to your self..."Wht if I was teaching school, instead of living like a hobo". Or "Wht if I was a lizard in the rainforest & ate bugs all daylong...?" 0o0oo0ohhhh the posbilitys. You get the point. Heres mine: Wht if I was a Hard Rock singer? Lets see: I would dress in torn clothes, have long pre-mohawk hair with a matching underlip ring and bulls ring, and wear torn fish net stockings, and short shirts, tight bras, and lots of makeup. & have painted black and white nails and light things on fire during concerts..yes...yes... Songs: Heres one! *whispering* "there coming for us...there coming for us...there coming for us...there coming for us...there coming for us...there coming for us...there coming for us...there coming for us...* *yelling**THE END IS NEAR!!!!!!!!!!!! ARGHHHHHHH* there coming for us...there coming for us...there coming for us...there coming for us...there coming for us... kill..killll...killl..killl. take up arms against those who oppsess us, take up arms and defend yourself. killl....killl...die...die...the end is near...there coming for us...there coming for us...there coming for us...there coming for us..." Would I really market this stuff to kids? YOU BET! No, really I've listened 2 wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy to much Cradle of Filth and lets just say it had a lasting impact on me... Wht if I was a Rap Singer? I'd dress in duck-tape and newspaper and have songs against men. Yes, I would market this stuff to kids. "Male pig SOB, your time has time, I'm taking your money and your gun! You let me down, you cheated on me, I'm taking your stuff and leaving you behind, I dont need you, I'm better than that, I got fur coats and my hats, I got purses and heals with the body I got sex appeal. Ready for real man to take me way. So I say...No limit, no shame, no game, no way, I anit youa motha so go away!" Wht if I was on a sci-fi show? Firstly, I'd want to be on Trek, and that shouldent be a suprise. Secondly, I want to be a respected female officer, w/ full uniform, big hair, and living next to the hottest, sexist, male engineer in all of Starfleet! wo-ho! 0o0o0ohhhh yea. *fuzzy feelings*...lol! Umm...I want to live on a big ship, w/a holodex, and fully functioning computers that scrape and bow to everything a person asks it to..plus I wouldent want to be human..i've said this b4...half Romulan/Half Betazoid..mind reader with a bad attitude. Total ass-kicker, tactic officer, black finger nails, Romulan du, pointed ears, saw-offed shotgun...and crazy mofo sidekick...maybe a sister? hmmmmm. Gets into fights with strange aliens, under command of an almost equally crazy captain who almost blows the ship up 787,545,652,649,000 times a month, then in the holodeck, I get to have my gundam and burn things, and my quaters always have the loudest music and I'm always getting calls to turn it down. Sometimes the computer will manifest it self into a hologram to kick my ass b/c I'm always asking it dumb confusing questions, ie, "Computer should I die my hair red?!" Computer: "Does not compute..." or kick I the cirets. I host always partys that last all nite, then my shift starts and I havta go to work..:( But everyone loves me, so it's cool. :) Wht about 'lants or Farscape? LOOOOK! Ronan, and both the both Johns have nippletitis...yes..thank you god!!! wo-ho! awwww, snap! I'd "accdently" bump into the back sides of Ronan, John S, & John C at the same time with my hands out and say "opps...where are my glasses..hehehehe." But, as u all know, I'd rather me an ass-kicker than anything else. Have access to cool weapons, cool ships, and have wise cracks about things everyonce in a while. Basicly, same for the things I mentioned above for the Trek. Well, that concludes it...I know I'm weird and a lil crazy...its all good! :) I'll get to ya blogs later...I g2g now! class!