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more letters to mother nature/1st day of school/mn was on maury

:o :o for my first day of school, things actully went smoothly. SMOOTHLY, PPL, SMOOTHLY. name a "1st day of school blog" that things actully go as planned! v_v THERE ARE NONE! lmao....is that bad?

-woke up @ 10 am :D

- class at 12:30 pm teacher super nice. got out at one.

-added metal arts 2. addmissions line-fast, got there b4 crazy-outside-of-door-line started. finail aid line-super slow, got there b4 crazy-outside-of-door-line started, and payment line..no one! :D

EVERYONE GUESS WHT!!!! CLASS FOR TOMARROW AND WENSDAY HAS BEEN CANCALLED!!!!!! 2 DAY WEEK!

d'oh! :x i forgot to take a pic of toki [new cat]. will do it tomarrow.

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dear mother nature,

for once, you seem to be doing things right. CLASS HAS BEEN CANCELLED FOR TOMARROW AND WENSDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! this means i'll be having a 2 day week, and thats a good thing because i can watch metalocalypse at 11:15 pm tonite. my love toki awaits me...hope i get to see his abs. :D oh, my dad is a school teacher and is very excited to see TOS tonite because he doesnt have to get up in the morning.

mn, is it that time of the month? b/c your pms'ing all over the south and the east coast. your dumping rain all over the place, and the streets are covered in ice, sleet, and later on, snow. i heard it's going to snow tomarrow...it doesnt snow in the deep south or atleast in my area. it really is the day after tomarrow...

also, will oklahoma freeze over and turn into one giant ice skating rink for the wooly mammoths and giant sloths?

mn, i saw that episode of the maury show where you couldent find the father for "el nino". i saw it on youtube. are u mad because of that? you said u cheated on father time with global warming. father time was crying his eyes out and turning maury into a walking skeleton by his tears. global warming was yelling at the top of his lungs, "I'M NOT THE FATHER!!!", "THIS BABY IS TO UGLY TO BE MINE", "MOTHER NATURE IS A [CENSORED]!!!!!!!!!"

auidence: boooooooooooooooooooooooo

global warming: booooooooooooooo...shut up! u dont know me!!!!! u dont know me!!! *punches an auidence member in the face*

if u ask me, gw is a flake.

mn: IT'S YO BABY!!!

ft: :cry: this baby means so much to me! :cry:

gw: [censored], it was like this: wham, bam, THANK YOU MA'AM! it's da truth!

mn: say it to my face.

gw: *punches mn in the face* TAKE THAT [CENSORED!]

ft: mother nature...i loved u soooo much, i wanted to marry you. *sob*

maury: LETS FIND OUT! global warming if you are the father, will u take care of el nino?

gw: IT ANIT MY KID!

nm: SHUT UP! IT'S YO KID! *throws a chair at gw*

maury: wht about u father time?

ft: it's my kidddddddd!!! :cry:

maury: in the case of el nino, GLOBAL WARMING YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER!!!!!!!!!!!

auidene: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

ft: :cry: :)

mn: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

maury: in the case of el nino, FATHER TIME YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER!!!!!!!!!!!

gw: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh get on your knees [censored] i anit the father, i anit  the father. oh yea, oh yea!!

mn: *running all over set* noooooooooooooooooooo

auidene: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...booooooooooo

*father time kills himself*

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it was awesome.

song of the day:

JAY Z: "SHOW ME WHT U GOT"