so? wht do u think? i made the new icon about a month ago and found the eyes. if your here for the icon and banner, you can leave now and if your here for the Star Gate Atlantis parody, enter the VIP section. ;)  beware of the shoe eating ghost... beware of the shoe eating ghost...

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*mckay & the gang at lunch*

mckay: oh yea...these burritos are soooo good. dam. *homer simpson drool* what do you call these again teyla? *slup *

ronan: :roll:

teyla: it's my ppl secrect recipe. it's called buraito rolls. filled with seaweed, wraith sweat, meat, raisons, slu---

shpehard: that's nice teyla, but  if mckay keeps eating those, we'll never leave on our mission.

ronan: the way he's eating i dont think the jumper will get off the ground

mckay: i resent that ronan besides i've only had 10!

shephard: we're leaving! tell dr. beckett & zelenka that we are leaving .

for some reason, beckett and zelenka are also coming along with team shep. mckay does not hesitate to take the entire platter of buraito rolls with him. the jumper is packed to the max. teyla is sitting on ronan in the backrow while beckett gets the other backseat and a lawn chair is set in the back for zelenka.

shephard: elizabeth said that lorne and his men are missing on some planet somewhere. we going to resue them!

tyela: he's hot

everyone: what?

teyla: yea you heard me!

ronan: mine is bigger than lornes.

teyla: you wish! loerne is perfect and i want him.

shephard: what? shutup! i beat ronan & lorne. mckay never stood a chance!

mckay: hey! *stuffs face*

beckett: i enlarged mine. :D

zelenka mutters something in czeck*

meanwhile...

wraith: YAY!! i bet you again, jared!

jared: whtever, mike

mike: NBA hoops is the best game on PS3

o'neil: not if i have anything to say about it, mike

mike: shove it geneal. wheres my 80 federation credits?

o'niel: i spent one nite in carter and now i'm broke. that woman is expensive.

ford: i wanna play again! :cry: i'm a whiney lil woman dog and i wanna play! :cry: *screaming from inside prision cell*

woosly: can it fugly! it's my turn to play.

t'pol: hi honey, i'm home i brought grocies.

mike: hi t'pol dearest. you already know the guys. :)

*t'pol looks around house*

t'pol: :evil: LOOK AT THIS HOUSE! why is general o'neil wearing my g-sting on his head!?

o'niel: it was woosly's idea. O__O besides these smell nice. :)

t'pol: OUT! OUT! chiana and dargo are coming for dinner and if micheal doesnt clean this house right now, he'll never never see these again! *flashes everyone*

everyone: :0 :0 :0

o'neil: are those real?

meanwhile on B5..oops wrong show..anyways..

allison and shierff jack carter are stuck on a fence when..
OOPS WRONG SHOW AGAIN!

lorne: everyone! run! shep and team should be here soon! *ducks from fire*

*children's laughter*

lorne: move! move!

red shirt: they are gaining on us!

other red shirt: i'm to young to die!

lorne: no one is doing to die on my watch!

*laugher grows closer*

lorne: quick everyone into this cave!

*tonz of kids pass by*

kid 1: where did they go? hehehe

kid 2: i want my child support! :cry:

kid 3: someone change my dieaper! :cry:

kid 4: hurry we have to get to discovery zone! i'm bored

*kids pass by*

*lorne lites a match to cave enterance*

redshirt: where are we?

other redshirt: omg..look at this place!

loerne: it's an arcade and pizza place! lets eat!

*about a 100 kids enter*

kids: DADDIES! MOMMIES! :D :D :D

loerne: it's a trap!

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mckay: are we there yet?  are we there yet? are we there yet? the teyla rolls are sooo good.

shephard: NO! wait...where are we going again?

beckett: i'm a dr not a gps...

shephard: i wasent asking you frenchi

beckett: O___O did just call me "frenchi"? i'm not even french!!!

zelenka: i thought you were mexican...

beckett: do i even look mexican? geeze..you ppl are rude

mckay: ohhh yea..these mcnuggets teyla made are sooo good..dam...

shephard: i'm trying to drive maradith

mckay: what did you just call me?!

*zelenka starts cussing in czeck*

ronan and teyla are making out.

mckay: i need to use the john

shephard: you should have thought of that a few mintues ago! meradith!

mckay: omg..my gut it feels like i'm having a baby. holy christ

beckett: those are two are making out...i don't want to bother with babys and paturnity tests

shephard: my hero is capt. kirk that guy know how to love'em and leave'em. like me. :)

zelenka: i ran out of hair gel!

ronan: omg..me to! let's go to the walmart on wraith!! that would be sooo freakin' sweat!

teyla: there's klingons on the starboard, john

*shephard put on startrekking across the universe*

everyone: STAR TREKKING ACROSS THE UNIVERSE!

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wier: omg..i just had a nitemare, colonol caldwell.

caldwell: what? why?

wier: we are sooo boned. :(

caldwell: hermiod said the same thing last nite...

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*scanner at mikes house starts beeping*

mike: human scanner it's beeping? huh?

o'niel: crap! it's stargate atlantis! john and his team!

ford: shephardddddddd, shepharddddd save me! :cry:

woosly: does this mean i cant have any cake?

jared: lunch!! let's get them!

mike: assemble a team!

o'niel: wht about t'pol and your guests?

mike: ummm..t'pol is with the baby and chiana and dargo are going to be late b/c they are always late. we can sneak out & be back w/o anyone evening knowing. :)

ford: shephard! :cry: shepahrd! :cry:

woosly: he'll awake lizzy

*jared shuts up ford with a chair to head*

mike: good he's out. grab him and unchain the new guy landon in the backyard and wait for shep's landing party.

o'niel: woosly let's dress up as wraith. rember my name isent o'niel, it's craig and you are hans

woosly: i know, i know, craig. :(

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mckay: OMG MY GUT!

beckett: you better not fart in here, rudney!!!

ronan: i told you fat boy shouldent have eating those roll thingies

teyla: i told him to stop it. he never lisens!

*mckay groaning in backround* owwwwwwww owwwwwwwww owwwwwww omggggggggg

shep: you better hold it!

zelenka: i have peptol bismol pills take these

beckett: did you bring water?

zelenka: no, did you?

beckett: then how do you expect rudney to take the peptol bismol pills?

zelenka: i dont kno---

everyone: OMG!!!!! OMG!!!! mckay!!!!

mckay: christ, did i just do that? it smells worse than my arm pits!

shep: i'm going to get you mckay! :evil:

ronan: i'm dying

*mckay rips another one*

zelenka: that was louder than the first. *starts muddering in czeck*

beckett: i'm gonna vomit.

teyla: i'm gonna vomit! *pukes*

everyone is coughing and mckay is still farting.*

mckay: i call that one suzie. *fartttttt* and that one is andy *fart* and that one mary :)

shephard: atleast we are here. *cough* cough*

*mckay in backround* that one is stefani :)

*shep opens the door and the wraith waiting party is standing outside of the jumper*

shep: :0 i should have know it was you micheal!

mike: hehehehehe it's your turn to pay

hans/woosly: goood lord, wht unearth is that smell?

o'niel/craig: did you guys stand in a pile of crap b4 your got here?

jared: *cough* cough it burns! it burns! *cough*

shep: is that ford? this was a trap!!

ford on ground: shep..shep..is that you?

ronan, teyla, beckett and zelenka run outa there faster than fast.

beckett: omg..relief

mckay in backround* that one is lucy...

zelena: i'm gonna egg hisroom when we get back!

beckett: not b4 i egg his room! *both start fist fighting*

mike: your gonna get it now, shep!

shep: not if i can help it, half breed

mike: i'm back & this time i brought friends.

shep: i brought my friends, half breed

mike: baldie

shep: sting pig

mike: four eyes

ronan: your so ugly not even your queen wants you *grabs gun*

*o'niel/craig steps in* guys, guys, can this wait?

ford: sheepppp.. *kitten like voice*

landon the new guys decides to investigate the farting noise and mckay

jared: i wouldent go in there if i was you, landon

landon: why? *peeks head*

mckay: hi. :) *farts* i call this one kenny.

landon: omg!!!!!  *COUCH* COUCH* vomits and dies*

everyone: huh?

mike: omg he's switching and puking!

*landon dies kenny from southpark s*t*y*l*e than the rats get him*

jared: he was a good sodlier..let's eat him!

woosly/hans: i got this for youtube

teyla: fighttttttttttttt

just about as everyone was going to start fighting, lorne and his men coming running

lorne: RUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

*sam beckett from quantam leap appears*

sam: Al! AL! AL!

*al is grabbing teyla's but*

al: huh?

shep: lorne?

lorne: runnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn kidsssssssss.. some of my men are down runnnnnnn

*everyone starts running*

mike: these kids smells worse than my kid's pants!

kids: hehehehehee: MOMMIES AND DADDIES!

mckay: i call this one greg brady *fart* marsha brady *fart* :)

*everyone is running when the daedulas arrives*

right than and there, hermiod, wakes up from his nap at his post.

caldwell: wtf? wht took you so long to wakeup sleeping beauty?

hermiod: um..u_u

caldwell: BEAM EVERYONE UP!

hermiod: yikes! ok *beams up everyone*

mike,  lorne, woosly (normal), o'neil (normal), still farting mckay, teyla, ronan, shep, beckett, zelenka, no jared or ford or sam and al.

woosly: :( i lost mario to o'neil on my ds lite!

o'neil: sucker!

mckay: *fart* peter brady!

everyone: u_u

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michelle, michelle, michelle tanner! it's time for school!!

michelle: huh? sorry i was dreaming about last nite's SGA. i wanted to vomit. :(

*danny gives michelle an emo hug*

wier turns off the tv*

wier: kids..this is why you shouldent do drugs...

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ok? so was it worth the read? ;) OPINIONS!

mac: i'm working on it!

scott: i'm waiting for you to comeback so i can go a part 2 for you.

sassy: want another? :P

others: so? :)

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