i was hoping to be mia till the 26th out of apathy and school...but the new "movie" called me out of hiding...:roll:
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-as the bishop of ALL and everything STAR TREK, i absolutely forbid you to watch this abominable, horrendous, leachous, lie of a movie. i don't know or care what this movie is about, but it is NOT trek. repeat NOT trek. how dare that evil man (dont you even DARE mention his name here, you know the rules) and make the non-trek ppl think that trek is all flashy fights and fancy action squences. HOW DARE THEY. now i'm going to go back in a few days only for the non-fans pound me with questions about 10 movies and 6 shows. my answer will be "you tell ME. you saw the "movie" and now call yourself a fan."

-THIS NEW FILTH WILL NEVER CONSIDERED T-11. IT INTRODUCES NOTHING NEW AND ONLY JUMBLES HISTORY. WTF IS SHINZON IN THIS FLICK? HE WAS IN NEMIS AS PICARD'S CLONE AND LIVED IN A 1,234,344,234 FT DEEP DITCH SLAVING FOR THE ROMUALANS. WHAT MAKES THIS MOVIE EVEN EVILER IS IT COMBINES NEMIS & THIS WRECK. WHAT??!?!? SHINZON FIGHTING CAPT. KIRK? HUH?????? IT WAS PICARD AND DATA DIED SAVING US ALL!!!!!!!!!! GET IT STRAIGHT!!! SHINZON CAN'T EXSIST IN TOS TIME CUZ DATA DIED BLOWING UP SHINZON'S SHIP!!!!!!!!!! ROMULANS DIDENT APPEAR TILL TOS S2 AND TILL THEN NOBODY KNEW WHT THEY LOOKED LIKE! SHINZON COULDENT HAVE GONE BACK IN TIME CUZ THE ROMULANS WERE NEAR CIVIL WAR AND TRYING TO TAKE DOWN THE FEDERATION AND HIS MISSION WAS 2 DESTORY PICARD, NOT MAKE LOVE TO KIRK! AHHHHHHHH! KIRK AND SPOCK DO NOT FIGHT OVER UHURA! UHURA HIT ON SPOCK THAT ONE TIME IN S1 AND HE TOLD HER TO BE GONE, WOMAN. KIRK AND UHURA HAD THIER MOMENTS, INCLUDING THAT KISS. NOTHING ELSE.

-i have not wasted 5 yrs of my life on trek only to have the non-fans (hiss) bombard me with questions they should know if they call themselves true fans after they watch this 2.5 hrs of this heresy.

-here come the non-fans!!!!!!!! oh nos!!!!!!!!! (wraps herself in her justice league blankie) be gone! stevie nicks commands you to stand back! stand back i say!

BLASPHEMY! BLASPHEMERS! DON'T WASTE YOUR MONEY ON THIS TRASH! EVIL! BLASPHEMY! BLASPHEMY! BLASPHEMY! BLASPHEMY! BLASPHEMY!

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i have to study for finals now

2 of my friends graduated from college. i have to buy them gifts.