this one time i was at the grocery store in the
deodorant isle & this kid in his little league
uniform walks up to me and asks
"ma'am can u hand me the Old Spice deodorant?"

This one time i was chasing after my dog (he's dead now)
all over the neighborhood because he escaped the yard.
I went chasing after him because he'd like to run to
the holiday inn across the street. This time he ran inside a
pottery store lot where the store owners sitting outside smoking.
The owners looked at us like this :| when my dog made a full
circle around the lot and ran outside again with me running right behind
him.

(not my pet, but this is wht he looked like)

back in 05, i was at work when this old lady walks in to order a
plate engraved for a picture frame. turns out
she went to same high school as me, like 150 yrs ago.
it was her 50th high school reunion and she said she was
excited to see all her ancient and mummy like friends again.
then out no where, i said
"THE SCHOOL HAS OWLS!
I'D KNOW SINCE I JUST GRADUATED & THEY ARE
EVERYWHERE AND MAKE NOISE & CRAP ALL DAY LONG.
WEAR A HAT...."
old lady: :o :shock: :o thanks for telling me.
unknowing to her, i was referring the plastic decoration
owls to keep birds from craping everywhere.