warning: first 15 rows may contanct a diease or something nasty.
penicillin pills with be provided at the end of the show. ;)

the british gov. let sam out of her permanent quarantine
for tonite so she can cheer up (hopefully in a clean way)
those ppl who felt left out on asentines day. ^_^
andy is also here b/c he'll be taking the solo!
micheal mcdonald is also here b/c sings backup for everything!

Full moon in the city
And the the resturant was full
I was hungry for love
I was hungry for food
((hungry for food))

I was hunting you down
And I had the lube
When I saw you there
I meant to hesitate
because your so ugly
when i'm not drunk
((when i'm not drunk))

I'm taking to you micheal mcdonld! :x
andy: hahahahaha

This is the night
This is the night that i felt sleepy
This is the time we've got to get it right
((get it right))

BUT NOT WITH YOU MICHEAL MCDONALD!

(this is the night)
((this is the night))
Touch me, touch me
((this is the night))
I want to feel your body
Your heart beat next to mine
(this is the night)
Touch me, touch me now
((oh yea sam..touch me now...))

Plenty of champagne in my Jacuzzi room
I was waiting for you like I always do
I wanted you to (CENSORED) me
I wanted to scream with pleasure
because you (CENSORED) me
((CENSORED me))

Quick as a flash you disappeared into the night
You disappeared like my self respect
and my looks after 18
Did I hurt you boy?
((hell na))
Didn't I treat you right?
((you can't cook for sh!t tha morning after))

Dident I suck you right?
((not a chance))
You made me feel so good
Your tongue against my other set of lips felt sooo good
He Made me feel myself
((glad i could help))
Now I'm alone & you're with somebody else
((christoper cross was sailing way w/o me))

This is the night, yeah
This is the night
((the nite we get some food i'm hungry))
This is the time we've got to get it right

(this is the night)
Touch me, touch me
((Touch me, touch me))
I want to feel your body
((me or the furry guy?))
Your heart beat next to mine
((your hearrrtt beattt))
(this is the night)
((we get dairy queen or what?))
Touch me, touch me now
Touch me, touch me now
Touch me, touch me now

ANDY TAKE THE SOLO!!!!!!!
*plays "lets get physical" solo from oliva newton john"
ANDY: WOOOFFF...BARK....ARFF...AUOOOOO
WOOOFFF...BARK....ARFF...AUOOOOO
WOOOFFF...BARK....ARFF...AUOOOOO
WOOOFFF...BARK....ARFF...AUOOOOO

*soulja boi appears out of nowhere and starts "rapping"

YOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!

Oh no worries Grad students
We know you invinted this "holiday"
but your November baby will be smarter than you
because they'll graduate with thier Master's unlike
YOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!

soulja boi: whts a grad student?

tell'em: x_x, dude, NO WAI? you fo' realz?

soulja boi: YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

tell'em: yea..i had to explain his record contract to him...

*oliva newton john appears out of nowhere*

I wanna get physical
I wanna get physical
I wanna get physical like the golden girls
Let me hear your body talk
You can hear mine *farts*
Golden Girls get freaky all the time
LETS get animal
I wanna get animal with Andy
Animallllllllllllllllll

Andy: OMG it's the oliva newton john bot! and
she wants to get animal wit me! arrrrhhhhhh :cry:

I wanna get physical like sam and andy
Lets get into physical and watch suggestive movies
Let me hear your body talk
your body talk

*sam returns*

Hot & cold emotions confusing my brain
((like ice cream on a cold day))
I could not decide between pleasure & pain
((like oliva newton john and excerise))
Like a tramp in the night
I was begging you
To treat my body like you wanted to

*Andy starts howling and ruins song*

Sam: Uh....SHUT UP DOG!

Andy: Make me, tuna sandwitch

*troi and riker start singing*

Both: HUH? O_____O

Andy: X_x omg they took over, sam!

Sam: X# my song! and it's a piano version of "touch me" holy f***

*sam & andy start fighting again*
DIEEEEEEEEEEE

*troi and riker still singing together*

Uh, it's begging for you

(this is the night)
Touch me, touch me
I want to feel your body
Your heart beat next to mine
(this is the night)
'cos I want your body all the time

(this is the night)
Touch me, touch me
I want to feel your body
Your heart beat next to mine
(this is the night)
'cos I want your body all the time
Touch Me

daughter of troi and riker to son of t & r
OH MY GODDDDDDDDD X# X# :x

daughter: shoot me, luc, shoot me now!
son: beverly, let's shoot each other at the same time...1,2,3
other daughter: does this mean were gonna have a november sibling?
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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sensai caption blog MASTER MAC-ALE has done it again!

he took last nite's caption blog game extreme --- as usual. ;) heres the cubix cube cake!