i should have done this blog sooner, but betta late than  neva right? ;) anyways, muh much older and very wise and talented soul sista kimba did a insanely awesome b-day blog in my honor. so in turn i shall dedicate a blog in her honor. ;)

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firstly, i would like to introduce u to the party. me dressed as the "pony" . yes...the "mardigra horse". goooo stangs! gooo stangs!

THIS IS A COSTUME PARTY!

MaY i InTr0dUcE u 2 tHe PaLoMiNo bAcK rIde?

careful...he bites...err..bites? i mean spits...err spits? i meant licks ppls faces for the attention. >.> he likes abc gum.

if you decide that this isent enough horse power, try this ride:

140 mph of pure speed and horse power. not to mention a/c and ear wax melting bass, power stering, leather racing seats, aluminum wheels, pure extasy. oh, huge backseat. ;) the car shakes when the bass is at it's highest.

if still not satisfied, try this:

shopping at kolh's. that evil place where kimbita trys to look & feel like ashly judd after horsesitting gwen all day! :P :P

i wonder wht gwen's thinking..."how come this grass doesnt taste like candy? note to self..steal the candy in kimkim's pocket."

what could cali be looking at? :shock:  >.>

it's not the weather...it's not superman...curtainly not the transformers...is bart simpson mooning kimba again?

oh my...it's my imaginary pet, ANDY! :D your late, strink face.

andy: my mom said the same thing. i took a bath 2 monthes ago...how can i possibly smell?

me: dear god...buy some deoredant will you? axe?

andy: axe spray makes my butt itch.

me: x_X it makes mine itch too! :cry:

andy: LET'S DANCE! ;)

*andy & dee start dancing* me: this is great.

*deep sexy voice* it would be illogical to forget me.

me: spocky! :D your looking beatiful.

spock: that's because i'am. i came dressed for kimba. i'm in pon'far.

andy: :o watcha. stand back. stand back stevie nixs $tyle up in here.

me: omg...0_0 in pon'far for kimba? 

spock: maybe. i'm not saying.

andy: the sound system in the charger is insane. i'm def. :D 

me: we have brothers johnson! ohhh..dont forget expose and madonna!

don't let the dancing couple get in your way! it's thier wedding reception on my blog?! wtf.

*hears a faint 80's dance hit in the backround*  :o that song sounds familar...t---me, t----me, i wanna feel your body..:shock: uh oh...shes kinda like beetlejuice, say her name 3 times, but unlike bj, she'll appear..DONT SAY IT! :cry:

noooo!!! samantha fox is here! :cry:

sam: hi folks, i came as fast i as could. wht did i miss?

me: you being flushed down a big toilet. push her in!!

*everyone pushes sam in the drain*

sam: nooooooooooo!

what's this? kimba is a boz scaggs fan? since when?

this is ol boz right after kimbita gets done with him. i think that's her leg. upon further inspection, i discover that's my leg. :o that cant be since i dont wear fishnet stockings! :x darn you photoshop! :x

all the excitement got ya tired? i dont blame her. i'm watching the current rerun of SGA.  ;)

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