I feel just like jay leno complete with the freakishly huge moon chin, and the pigeon wig he excuse he calls hair... Now lets get started. Tonite on Jay Leno we have some sorry excuse for guests, namly a broken down toilet, a laxative, and the band--moldy toe. *change the channel* & that my friends is my interpretation of Jay Leno a monkey man and that chin. CNN On other news, King Kong escapes and pukes on a light house, the Enterprise D finally came back for Deanna Troi *cough me*, and beef meatballs and pineapple upsidedown cake are the offical foods of the universe. Click Tonight on Oprah...Dr. Phil introduces his anti-oprah spray..to keep that pesky woman at more then arms length. Don't worry..its smells like peas and carrots and oprah won't come to steal your fridge away. :) Shut off tv -end transmission-