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the joys of eating and driving

my goodness..u can tag blogs now?! i feel like i'm amazon. com looking for dvds or something...

now, where was i? oh yes... the joys of eating and driving! who in the right mind has done that?! ME! lol. once or twice...

anyone esle ever done it? or as kids in the car while a driving parent munches or gorges while at the wheel?

no lieing! no lieing! theres ppl who gorge on tortas, tacos, burrotis, burgers, hot dogs, sip soda, call thier bff, apply katsup to thier food, go crazy with the make-up or shave, and when u get into thier car, theres pieces of chips, & crumbs inbetween the seats, and candy stuff on the seats. soda stains on seats and theres a bug infesation.

my dad always does it! i make him drive me around like mrs. peach to taco bell or some grease emporium of less or equal quality, and when we get the food, he passes me the bag in the back seat, i grab my grease log, he to get gets his log of lard and begins the culling. u can see/hear  him pigging out on whtever he got, and there are food bits falling out of the wraper, or pieces lettuce flying all over the place, while some of force of magic acts as he mantains his grip on the wheel. dam..the man has that skill or whtever u call it down to the tee. wonder if that counts as a talent?

then when we get home, hes done with his "meal" clean as a whistle. if theres a piece of cheese or whtever, he'll pick it off his shirt and eat it! *gross*

wht have i done? ummmmmm... i once went to subway and a meatball n olive oil. i was straved so ate it on the way. i wasent very skilled at  "wheel eating" or "drive eating" so i opened the wraper, one hand on the wheel, one hand with the sandwitch. i got all dirty...meat sauce combined with the EVOO caused a gaint mess on the wheel and my hands...but it was sooooooooooooooo good! XD

-today i was eating a sunday and driving back from the mall. one hand on the wheel, other with a spoon. YUMMY! its easy...hand on the wheel, other holding the spoon with lighting fast dips on the creamy, allegry making, chocolately confection, and your set.

-the time i was eating lil sandwhiches and melon slices from school. NO MESS! one hand on the wheel, one hand on the food! :D

well thats it for today! i'm gonna be rolling up the andy and samantha fox jokes for the mean time...till next time.

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CONTINUE TO AD DICEGAMEMASTER AKA ANT TO YA LISTS!! ;) HE'LL RETURN SOMEDAY.

IF ANY OF U SEE HIM, TELL HIM TO TELL HIS MOM, MY AUNT, THAT LADY WIF THE LONG HAIR DIED. AND NOT TO CALL ME AT 8 AM ANY MORE!ALSO TELL HIM I GOT MY DRESS FOR OUR OTHER COUSIN'S WEDDING.

song and pic of the day:

Para bailar la bamba
Para bailar la bamba
Se necesita una poca de gracia
a Una poca de gracia para mi para ti
ay Arriba y arriba
ay arriba y arriba por ti sere
Por ti sere
Por ti sere
Yo no soy marinero
Yo no soy marinero
Soy capitan
Soy capitan
Soy capitan
Bamba la bamba
Bamba la bamba
Bamba la bamba
Para bailar la bamba
Para bailar la bamba
Se necesito una poca de gracia
a Una poca de gracia para mi para ti
ay Arriba y arriba

Para bailar la bamba
Para bailar la bamba
Se necesita una poca de gracia
a Una poca de gracia para mi para ti
ay Arriba y arriba
ay arriba y arriba por ti sere
Por ti sere
Por ti sere
Bamba la bamba
Bamba la bamba
Bamba la bamba
Bamba la bamba