since this glorious day is almost over and since i was at work & u were work but got out early
to party and debauchery (*ahem* cheap american beer)
&
eat a f*** load of BBQ, (u just made some slaughter house owner happy)
the laxative fairy sends her 4th of July tidings to all us tonite.
Right after she steals your half off x-mas presents you bought
at the mall today.
:twisted::twisted::twisted:

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HI EVERYONE!!!!!

tis'me the laxative fairy, u crazy party animals, u! :D

I bought with me:

because i know all about the

and the

and the

das famous jello, y'all

you have

all day.

Then u went to

& the mall day just to walk off lunch.

But u went to the
food court for more

&

&

Now u can't take a

now, it's time to see the

but you suffer from

(indigestion)

& still can't

Because u need

but then i

come your rescure & make you feel

:) :D :) :D

again.

now the cat has something to savor about:

gotta love that meaty aftertaste yeah!

& has my payment for my services,
i took all your half off x-mas gifts from the mall!!!
no pawn shop vcr for cousin johnny! :)

why is that gift vibrating?! ;0

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your's truely had work 2day, but i got off 2 hours early!! i did nothing all day!! nothing!! i'm gonna watch babylon s4 now. ;)

BTW, PLZ TELL ME IF THIS BLOG WAS GROSS OR NOT! ;)