Well..it's the day after x-mas and the LAXATIVE FAIRY
is bringing the joyes power of relive with the
worlds strongest laxatives bringing new meaning the
term, "COMFORT AND JOY"
So sit back, relax, and let it all out...
oh, shes SANTA CLAUSE'S niece so she knows everything...
HELLO EVERYONE! It is I, the LAXATIVE FAIRY
& I know all about your holiday season's eatings!!
I know about the
&
!
AND THAT WAS JUST X-MAS DAY!
Plus, I know wht you've been eating
all week!
the
&
&
&
(you have angered ELBERT by eating these...)
&
&
I also know wht u ate at all those parties
and the x-mas eve dinner!
&
&
&
&
and the grand finale,
THE X-MAS EVEDINNER!
&
Now u can't take a
& have
totally bad!!
NO MORE SINCE I COME BRINGING
L A X A T I V E S !!!!!!!!
how do u spell relief?
L A X A T I V E S !!!!!!!!
of course!
tidings of flushing and joy everyone! ^_^
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so there u have it folks, the LAXATIVE FAIRY bringing comfort and joy to many around the world.
i'll tell u wht i got 4 x-mas tomarrow. ^_^