replicator romulan ale got to that guy. and yes..if your wondering i got to watch 30 mins of VOY today after a 2 month break :cry:. a really good episode. the one where the doc trys to save the captain or something and steals the warp core. awesome. b'elana was super prego and tom was HOT! & easy on the eyes. now where was i?
tuvok stairing at 7's rack. "7...i wish my wife t'pel looked more like you...i wish she had your eyes. can i give you a speical vulcan massage with speical warming oils? *starts drooling**cracks nuckles*
7: i will comply...
*dr. starts crying* :cry:
tuvok: tom, it would be logical for you to set up an apperance on the muary show because i have doughts that b'ellana's baby is actually yours. oh, if your baby is dark, sue chekotay.
*tom starts crying* tom: holddd meee harry. *sob*
tuvok: oh..she says your delta flyer doesnt pack as much heat as the real one.
*tom still sobbing* not true! not true! hold me harry....hold me!! :cry:
tuvok: b'elana, i caught tom and harry holding each other in a moment of passion. he says your kid isent his..infact he says chekotay is the father.
b'elena: :evil: :evil: HE SAID WHAT?! :evil: *says something in klingon, grabs phaser shotgun and heads for the bridge* OH NO HE DIDENT! *klingon cussing* tom is going to wish he was never born.
tuvok to kes before she left. kes, once you've had vulcan, you never go back.
kes: ^_^ really? better than talxian?
tuvok: logical
nelix: :evil: dont listen to him kes! you love me and you know it.
tuvok: your heart may be young, but your pelotas are old.
nelix: X_X *grabs wok and attempts to pound tuvok but tuvok does the vulcan nerve pinch and knocks nelix out*
tuvok: harry, i can go math problems faster than you.
kim: i'd love to see you try, if only tom would stop sobbing and let me read.
tom *sobing*: b'elanaaaaaaa, b'elanaaaaaa. :cry:
*tuvok knocks out harry and gives himself a "A" for being a good math student then knocks tom out*
tuvok: captain, i invite you to try a "liza lampinalii" with me
janeway: O__O what?
tuvok: kes bought it.
janeway: chekotay, u can stop now. tell leonardo davinci i wont be there to nite. *runs off*
tuvok to chekotay: tom plans to sue you for child support.
chekotay: what? wht are you talking about?
tuvok: tom is under the impression your the father of b'elana's baby and plans to take you and her to the muary show.
chekotay: what? muary? he insane? what? his delta flyer not packing enough heat? *grabs phaser*
*tuvok finishes with janeway and proceddes to carry/drag tom and harry to the delta flyer where tuvok arranges tom and harry into a really nuaghty postion, leaves alcohal bottles, and a fake journal with tom proclaiming he's not the father, but non of it is true and the journal is in tuvok's handwriting.
*b'elana storms into bridge* WHERE IS HE?! WHERE IS TOM? TOMMMMM YOU BETTER RUN...*starts firing*
chekotay: he's not here, torres. put the phaser down!
torres: then where is he?! :evil: computer locate tom paris.
computer: shuttle bay 1
chekotay" the delta flyer!
torres: he's getting away!
*chekotay and torres run off to shuttle bay 1*
there tuvok is sectecly filming th entire thing*
torres: TOM, U BETTER GET OUT NOW! *starts shooting*
chektay: stop! *shoots back*
*fire fight starts between torres and chekotay*
*janeway comes in*
janeway: STOP THEM TUVOK!
tuvok: this is fun
janeway: stop!!!!
*torres and chekotay stop*
*tuvok open shuttlebay door*
*harry and tom wake up*
kim: what? whts going on?
tom: O__O why is my hand on your butt?
kim: get it off! ewwwwwwwww tom no!
tom: why does it smell like romulan ale?
torres: u better run.
tom: b'elana! :0..it's not wht it looks like! huh?
torres: u better run
tuvok: this is to good
harry: uh oh...she looks mad
tuvok: this is why spock cant get any...
*torres and tom get into fight*
tuvok: i could watch this all day long..*takes another swig on romulan ale*
*b'elana goes into labor*
tuvok: quick call maury!
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btw, you already know that once i start with the trek blogs, they wont end. :twisted: