&...........

wait for it............

wait...........

hold up........

TREK WK STARTS NOW!!

42 f'in yrs of non stop, pure cla55, pure entrainment up the arse, so huge you need 40+ yrs to fit it all in and everyones stop to worship you in hordes of millions or more. every show wishes they were u trek, they wish they could have 40+ yrs of non stop, exciting entrainment and influence pop culture like you. trek is the cradle of and the bar setting standard fare of sci-fi that non can ever beat. we owe this phenomenon to GENE RODDENBERRYbecause w/o his ideas, we'd have no trek to love and whorship. 6 shows and 10 movies because 11 doesn't count and never will count! go away abrams! oh i say 6 cuz i'm counting the cartoon in there too..

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If T'pol were my mom.... :cry:

a poem by ANDY w/his guitar.

you'd have no father....cuz he died before you were born,

"pecan pie"

awww..that's the reason why
i'm here...

but archer feel sorry for u
and treats u like his own..


he a grandpa already..why i need like a father figure
ne ways? AL! AL! get this sucka away

but he give u money for ice cream anyways...

8)

but mother is called "t'porn" by your friend's
cuz they've seen her "movies."

bondage ne one >.>

then she'd talk about your father
and say "dam...he could eat pie!"
then she tilts her head back & her eyes
roll back inside of her head...

NOT the pie your thinking about...

then she'd talk her other lovers and make u
cry cuz u have no father.....

*sigh*

*cry*

We all know her service record

About that time she was evil &
half nekkid in space

was in the sick bay nakkid with archer and hoshi
*CENSORED* click..

Or that other time she was in heat
*CENSORED*

Don't forget that time she & archer
visited other planets!

or dressed western for
halloween with your dead father!

dam my life has been "great"
mother has to many lovers
since trip went away!!!

rember this?

or that menage de troi with grandma!

aw..dam.. i dident need to see that

But thats ok cuz i still love my mother

BUT since your half human
your gonna die a century and half before
she does.

so that means when yur 90 she gona call u everyday
and she like 120 so that means she dont look
a over 30...

OH YEA..EVIL SPOCK YO UNCLE
AND HE CRACK DAT WHIP CUZ U A FOOL
HE TELL U TO STAY IN SCHOOL
AND TELL U BECOME A STARFLEET
OFFICER LIKE HIM.

HE BEARD, HE EVIL THAT MEAN
HE GONNA TAKE OVA THE UNIVERSE
WITH BFF CAPT. KIRK.

U BETTA LISTEN TO HIM CUZ HE THA
ONLY UNCLE U GOT.

I REMEMBA X-MAS SO WELL,
THEM HUMANS DRINK TILL THEY
DROP AND SPEND CASH THEY DON'T
GOT ON GIFTS U DON'T NEED.
HE TELL ME "BOY,
THIS HOLADAY ELLOGIAL,
I GIVE U NO GIFTS,
BUT I GIVE U KNOWLEDGE I GOT,
BECOME EVIL LIKE ME AND
WE'LL GO ON A SPREE
A SPREE LIEK THIS HOLADAY.
I BEARD, I EVIL. I TAKE WHT I LIKE
BURN WHAT I DON'T
I'S THE ONLY FATHA U GOT
COME WITH AND WE'LL TAKE OVA
SITHS LORD AND TEACH VADER WHO'S
BOSS..IT ANIT TONY DANZA,
IT'S ME EVIL SPOCK.
GET ON THE 666 ENTAPRISE
AND JOIN THE DARK SIE U GET A COOKIE."

So I joined my uncle EVIL SPOCK,
got a cookie

and showed VADER who da boss..

it's not tony danza, it's EVIL SPOCK.

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This concludes "Wht if t'pol were yur mom"
this ANDY signing out. woof!