no! no! this is
not good. you've
done something that was
horrendous~dire~ghastly~appalling
and it was so heinously
breathtaking~remarkable~noteworthy~acclaimed
that the capt. flipped her lid and whipped
out her unhappy face with an ~exasperated scowl~.

lets find who the perpetrator is...

1. i bet it was YOU tom paris!

me? with a face like this? naaaaa...
i stole the cookie from the cookie jar
and it WAS my cookie jar, so no!

2. HIM from powerpuff girls, what did you do?

you mean other than trying to destroy
the powerpuff girls & townsville time and time again,
was in a band of villains that did bad things
and even creating little boys to be thier equal match?
the capt. has a valid reason for rage but nope
not me...

3. count mondego, i know it's you!!

other than framing my pauper friend for treason,
stealing his girlfriend, creating on her, ignoring her,
squandering all my inheritance, drinking, gambling,
ingnoreing the kid...but i'm a saint you know..i
raised someone elses kid for 16 yrs.
i should stop now. nope not me..
hey is that catwoman??? meouch!

5. catwoman, wht did you do?

i was out WHIPPING N00BS!!!!
THE CAPT. HIRED ME TO DO IT! RAWWWRR
BE GONE N00BS!!!!!

6. chekotay, you know what you did...

other than the fact we had an explosively
flirtatious 7 yrs,sitting together in a dimmly lit bridge where my hands my werent supposed to be. then we had vaction
on that planet. oh yeaaaas...then i ditched kathy and went
for the much younger 7/9. so yea...but it wasent me.

7. carmen, put the vase down!

hey, don't look at me, i was in the broom
closet getting it on with dck tracy. :|
btw, i did NOT steal catwoman's suit...
just her boots. :)

8. ice cream!!

i wasen't diet so i went to her straight to her hips..
so yea...

well, it wasen't these guys that made

so mad...WHAT DID YOU DO??????