ha ha... it's actually "when did i get so up tight and nerdy?"

lmaoo...rly clark, uptight? rly?

farmboi met his totally hunk and mouthwatering old dude self in the form of this:

lol..i made these..

meanwhile clark's 23-yr-old brain is struggleing to comprehend what brainiac 5, filling in the role of the ghost of x-mas past and present, is telling clark about his inner darkness, but,all clark can think about is how hungry he is again...

my friend came over to watch sv and we both hudled up with out beers infront of my tiny tv screaming,"OMMMMMMMGGGGGGGGGGG... HE'S SO DAMN HOT!!!!," "I WANNA LICK HIM!!!!1, I SRSLY, SRSLY WANNA LICK HIM!!!." nerd clark had our under 25 brains working over time over the slick back hair and glasses.

good times to be had over hot men, meanwhile village ppl's "macho man" randomly plays somewhere in the background in the room with the lamp with the purple light bulb.

so IN this wk's epi, black adam's wife, isis, posses lois? very s8 much? does this mean that we will seeing another capt marvel allusionfight lois or possibly blackadam?i'd love to see a sweaty and young capt marvel make me wet..i mean fight clark. epicness ensures this wk on smallville!

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planned events: ncis/batman crossover part 3.

jen closed her eyes and let out a soft moan as 7-and-half-inches of jethro slowly slid though her throbbing womanhood. she tilt her head back as gibbs buried his head in her neck with kisses while he hummed the village ppl's "macho man" into her ear. "body, wanna feel my body" vibrated from his lips as jen's left hand rubbed against the side of gibb's head and her right arm wraped around his sweaty back.

her knees were weak and her body trembeled. the night was going to be very pleasurable, indeed. gibbs right hand slid down her chest and his other gripped her hips. his hand prints from the lastrendouz were still fresh on the head board. nothing was seprating them now; just bare skin and the sweat that leaked from every pore in the hot room with a dusty cieling fan over head.

the batsuit lay littered across the floor next to the liz taylor white diamond scented cat suit.

snowball sat next to the whip waiting for her owner to finsh and head out for the night.

LISTEN! deftones - diamond eyes.

if this song doesnt describe jibbs, then idk wht song does...

Time will see us realign
Diamonds reign across the sky
Shower me into the same
Realm
Time will see us realign
Diamonds reign across the sky
I will lead us to the same
Realm

coming soon: