I previously would have given the title of easiest to "Where Is My Mind" by Pixies, but I have a new one. "Silver Rocket" by Sonic Youth, is not only incredibly easy, but als sounds awesome. I'll admit the tunings are beastly, and take awhile, but I just picked up om Thruston and Lee's parts in five minutes, and learned how to create that great noise jam sound. For the noise jam, I turn the distortion up to the max, kick in the phaser to start, and mess around using the chorus, flange, tape echo, and delay effects. It makes an almost perfect sound when you smack the back of the neck, get really close to the amp, use a whammy (I just bend the neck on my SG), and slide into random high notes (or very low notes). I always perfected the tone in seconds. The funny part was, I have presets built into my amp, and then I just use the footswitch to switch effects and distortion (more often than I use my pedals). I can set presets, and I have one I made for "Glorified G". It's a little strange becasue of how different the songs are, but the tone for the whole song (except the solo which has a little more distortion) sounded just like "Silver Rocket." Two guitar parts learned in a few minutes, and a badass noise jam. That will be my second cover (I'm paying friend to be my producer and mixer, and he's also the one who might play bass on a few). In short, I rock your socks, and my noise jam is better than your noise jam. Fin.

In unrelated news, my score was reduced 40% for writing a review that trashed George Bush.

In unrelateder news, I just burned milk while making hot chocolate, and the smell gave me a headache.

In unrelatedest news, here are the results from my poll on the Best Music Era.

'60s: 6% (2 votes), my 2nd pick

'70s: 18% (6 votes), my third pick

'80s: 24% (8 votes), my fourth pick

'90s: 29% (10 votes), my first pick

'00s: 24% (8 votes), my last pick

So, according to the TV.com members, the best music goes:

1. In the '90s.

2/3. In the '80s and '00s.

4. In the '70s.

5. In the '60s.

I thought that was bullcrap, as I believe it should have gone:

1. '90s

2. '70s (I liked the '60s better, but there were more great bands in the '70s)

3. '60s

4. '80s

5. '00s

But that's people for ya, sh!t taste.

In unrelatedester news, the hot chocolate powder I used is old crap, and when I opened up the can, the powder made a cloud and my nose burns from it. I'm just miserable :P.