A couple weeks ago, I was on a plane for six hours straight, and I had a book my Dad let me borrow.  It's called Dave Barry's Money Secrets.  It has so many spoofs on real money books.  Like "Questions to ask yourself before getting a job."  One of them is "When I call in sick, do I have to just say I'm sick, or do I have descriptions like 'I've never seen diarreah shoot that far'".  Another chain of funny questions were "Do they have good food, or are there rancid chickpeas in the low fat ranch dressing?".  "Is there good dining nearby, or is all there is a Big Boy's?".  "Does the Big Boy's have chickpeas in there low fat ranch?", and finally "What the hell are chickpeas?!?!?!?!?!?!?"  You should definitely check it out, it gets better.