That was pretty out of the blue, but while we're on the subject, my cover is coming close. My long awaited cover of "Mayonaise" is only a month away from release date. By the fact that it will rock harder than any emo crap like Fall Out Boy or My Chemical Romance, it should logically top the charts. But look at Elmis's guitar covers. They rock, and do you see them on the charts? No. Maybe it's because the only place those songs are is MySpace, and they can't legally get anywhere, but that's besides the point :P. I'd like to see Billy f*****g Joe and Green Day make something half as good. God, I'm on a rant right now!!!!!!!!!!!!! My cover will rock, only outdone by the song itself. The only thing that will stand in my way is my crappy mixing and producing skills. I'll have to see if I can figure it out. Maybe I'll pay my friend to mix and produce it. He's good with computer programs. Maybe I can get him to play bass for it. Unlikely because he's been learning the bassline from "Sunshine of Your Love" for about a year now, which is ridiculous. I mean, that line rocks, but this long to learn a riff? That would take me less than a minute, but a year? Oh well, I'm off topic, and out of my mind. I want a band, but nobody in my town who plays an instrument can seem to understand that punk is not the most popular superior music on Earth. I mean, it's good, but somebody I know actually thinks that Pennywise's guitarist is actually good, even though he doesn't know anything other than a few chords really. No drummers, a few bassists, both my friends, but one sucks (the aforementioned), and one borrows a bass when he plays it which is no good. In fact, by default because the only thing anybody else in my school can play is a few punk songs and "Smoke On Water", I'm the best musician. Everyone else has limited to no talent. Am I saying I rock? Absolutely. Do not watch my videos as an example because those suck, while I really rock. My only decent video is my "Suck My Kiss" one, but everything else is an example of my skill about two years ago, even if it's about half a year when I made them, I hate them. I might make a "Why Go" cover too, and possibly "Everlong" and "Cherub Rock". I will undoubtedly at one point cover "Hey Joe", because it is my favorite song ever to just jam to with friends and solo. I remember making a low quality cover with a friend, in which for some reason, our solos sucked. We had played with our amps upstairs, and rocked the song, and soloed especially well, but when we recorded it, we just had a blank. Actually I only know if his sucked, because my guitar was too quiet to hear, but I wasn't to sure of it, mainly because out of the blue, he told me to start soloing, and I started. My intro rocked though.

I'm in San Francisco (God help me, I feel like the only normal person in this city) visting friends for Thanksgiving. South Park had it about right in the Smug Alert! episode, hippies, lesbians, stuck up artsy as$es, ugggggghhhhhhh. GET ME OUT!!!!!! I miss my guitar :( It's at home, and those new strings are going to waste. Speaking of guitar, I'm possibly getting a Line 6 Spider III 120 Watt for Christmas. If you don't know how big that is, it's pretty damn big. Almost twice the size, and twice the volume of my current amp. I have a craving for Soundgarden right now, so I'll levae you with a quote from one of their best songs:

"It wouldn't pain me more, to bury you rich"

I also crave Pearl Jam right now:

"Rests his head on a pillow made of concrete"

And lastly, Velvet Revolver:

"Can't burn her out of my head, drag her off of my mind"