It's been slightly postponed for two reasons:

1. HE is bugging the crap out of me, and I've spent some time commenting on him and expressing anger. I'd just like to say, feel free to keep insulting us. Just stay the f**k out of Shadow's blog just to insult Sharky.

2. My friend told me three days ago that his birthday was yesterday, and we went to Six Flags with two other friends. I'll list all of the rollercoasters at Six Flags: Magic Mountain, and why or why not I went/didn't go on it.

1. Goliath- Yes, it's hugmongoug, terrifies most people, but I love it. I've been on it about 15 times since I first went on it 1.5 years ago.

2. X- Yes, it was my first time, and it looks like it would scare me sh!tless, but it was fun. The freaky part is that it drops straight down while your seat is flipping. It's really disorienting. It's called a 4-D rollercoaster (one of a kind) because the seats are on an axel that's attached to a device running on the track, and while moving, the seat's flip around, so even if you do see the track ahead (which you won't because you start going backwards, laying down), unless you've memorized it, you have to know when it will flip. They're re-dong this ride in 2008, calling it X2 (X squared), making it 5-D, with newly designed seats and visuals.

3. Colossus- Yes, this is the classic rollercoaster, so you have to go on it.

4. Scream!- Yes, right net to Colossus. like all of them but X, I've been on it before.

5. Batman the Ride- Yes, inverted coasters rock.

6. The Riddler's Revenge- No, only I wanted to go on it, nobody else, so I didn't want to hold them up.

7. Deja Vu- No, only my friend and I wanted to go on it, and the line was too long.

8. Superman the Escape- No, this isn't even a real rollercoaster, and it's a 45 minute wait for a 20 second ride. I'll never go on this.

9. Psyclone- No, this is supposed to remodel the original Cyclone, but it does a terrible job. I've been on it, but I don't want to again. It hurts my ribs.

10. Viper- No, we got really lucky and there were no lines for anything. There's never a line for this, so it would be a waste of time, pplus I've been on it 8 times before.

11. Tatsu- Yes,this was the group favorite. You really feel like you're flying, while you have this total feeling that you're gonna die, but you know you're safe. It's just so fun.

12-17. All the rest of the roller coasters are wuss rides that give no adrenaline rush at all. One has a maximum hieght of 48"!!! The only exception is Revolution which is fun because it has the first loop ever built.

Favorites: X, Goliath, Tatsu (Riddler's Revenge too, but we didn't go on it yesterday)

To see pics of the rides, go to sixflags.com, and find Magic Mountain and there will be ride

descriptions/pics.

SUBMIT YOUR BEST RANT

For my slog, I will have a section called the "Nail Board TM" where I pick out the best rants I get (about something or somebody), and post them. Either PM me it, or leave it as a post.

I've decided to quickly give away 5 of my top solos before the slog, so here:

1. All Along the Watchtower

2. Crossroads

3. Go

4. Geek U.S.A.

5. Readymade