If you are a mod who finds this to harsh, just delete the message, I don't mind.  I just don't know if it's okay :D!

Uncle F****r

Intro:

Say Terrance, what did the Spanish priest say to the Ukrainian geinocologist?  I don''t know Philip what? POOT (fart)!  Bahahahaha!!!  You are such a pig f****r Philip.  Now Terance, why would you call me a pig f****r?  Oh, let's see. First of all, you f**k pigs!  Oh yeah!  Bahahahahaha!  Just f**k my ass and call me a b***h. Bahahahaha!!!  Oh you s**t faced c***master.  Bahahahaha!  Listen here you donkey r****g s**t eater! Bahahahahahaha!  You'd f**k your uncle.  You'd f**k your uncle!

Song:

Terrance: Shut your f*****g face uncle f****r!  You're a c*** sucking ass licking uncle f****r.  You're an uncle f****r yes it's true, nobody f***s uncles quite like you

Philip: Shut your f*****g face uncle f****r!  You're the one that f****d your uncle, uncle f****r!  You don't eat or sleep or mow the lawn, you just f**k your uncle all day long.

Both: (Fart off).  Bahahahaha!!!  POOT!!!

Sherrif:  What's going on here?!?

Both: (Smae Fart off)

Citizens in background: Uncle... f****r, Uncle f****r Uncle f****r Uncle f****rrrr!!! Oooooooooooooooooooooo!!!

Both: Shut your f*****g face uncle f****r, uncle f****r.  You're a b***r-biting b*****d uncle f****r!

Terrance:  You're an uncle f****r I must say

Philip: You f****d your uncle yesterday!

Both: Bahahahahahaha!!!

All People: Uncle f****r!  That's U-N-C-L-E, F**K YOU! UNCLE F****R!!!!

Philip: Suck my b***s.

I hope I don't get in trouble :)