I'm pretty bored, so I'll post the lyrics to some South Park songs:

It's Easy M'Kay

Sometimes you get suckered in to drugs and alcohol and sex with women, m'kay.  But it's when you do these things too much, that you've become an addict, and must get back in touch.....

You can do it, it's all up to you m'kay

With a little plan you can change your life todayyy.

You don't have to spend your life addicted to smack, homeless on the streets givin' ha**-**bs for crack (Second time: cash).

Follow my plan, and pretty soon you will sayyy, It's easy m'kay!

Step 1: Instead of ass say buns

Like kiss my buns or you're a buns-hole

Step 2: Instead of s**t say poo as in bull poo, poo-head, and this poo is cold.

Step 3: With b***h drop the "T" cause bich is latin for generosity

Step 4: Don't say f**k anymore cause f**k is the worst word that you can say!  So just use the word m'kay! (Second time: we shouldn't say f**k no! We shouldn't say f**k f**k no!)

There's one, I'll post more later!