*Link & Samus*

Link:Hey,baby,what u doin' Saturday?

*Zelda appears*

Zelda:HOW COULD U JUST WANNA GO OUT WTH THIS...THIS....THIS ROBOT?!?!

Link:Armor's hot.

Samus:Yeah Zelda.And u gotta learn to chillax.

*Peach appears*

Link:Who r u?

Peach:How could u not-

*Mario appears and makes out with Peach for 36 min* *silence*

Peach:0_o As I was saying,how could u not know me?Don't u remember me from Melee?

Link:Uhhhhhh,I don't know what Melee means,but Samus is still hot.

Zelda:At least let her take her clothes off.

*Samus goes naked*

Samus:Oh,I think I forgot to put on my Zero Suit.:oops:

*Mario and Link start fighting over her* *While they were doing that,Samus put on her Zero Suit* *Zelda and Peach are annoyed and leave*

*While the boys were fighting,Wario appears*

Wario:Hey Samus,u wanna go out Saturday?

Samus:Sure.

*Wario and Samus leave* *Link wins the brawl,but Mario stole Link's shield*

Mario::twisted:

*Team StarFox appears*

Fox:Mario,what are u doing with his shield?

*Slippy puts everything in place*

Link:Thanks,Slippy.

Falco:One thing i've never seen anyone do was thank Slippy,and now that I have,I never will.

*Fox starts staring at Krystal*

Krystal:Why r u staring at me,Fox?

Fox:.........

*Meanwhile,Samus and Wario are riding the Wario Chopper while Sonic appears alongside them*

Sonic:Wuzzup,guys?

Samus:I'm a girl.

Sonic:Wario,u wanna race?

Wario: Duh.

*They race and cause the biggest traffic jam in world history* *Sonic easily wins and leaves them behind*

*At the movies,Wario does the Wario Waft*

Samus:I'm breaking up with u!

Wario:But-

Samus:No!

~~~~~~~~~~~~THE END~~~~~~~~~~~~