Nerdcore rap I'm working on:
The Art of Suck [tentative title]
to test my microphone I try to scream and drone, but I can't, I just, whimper and moan
you want a free-stile but my voice is weak, so as it turns out- your future, is bleak
if you wanna hear me rap a little bit you gonna have to go home cuz- aw **** I can't!--I'm no good!--I ain't got the skills necesary!
I rhyme slower than molasses in the January!
My fanbase
They say my rhymes is tight, but then regress
They say my voice ain't right, try to depress
But I ain't fallin' for that- I know they love it.
So here's some more of it!
*pause*
[skit]
what the hell you doin' on the stage? (are you def?) You bound to send the crowd into a rage! (it's copasetic) Now get down here, 'fore I go an' get the cage! (why do you have a cage?)
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Look, get outta my face man, this is my place and it's where I'm stay'an. Now leave me alone, 'fore I go super saiyan. KA-MAY-HA-MAY-HA yeah!
With a deft twist of my microphone, I summon my clone, with two times the voice, I can hold the tone!
Oh, snap, look at that, he's rapping, who'd've ever thought he did more than napping?
My eyes are often closed, yes, but that's okay, cuz I know what's goin' on anyway,
I've got ears and a nose and other senses too, I got sense to rock the mike, you can call me JEW.
Not that I'm anti-semetic, or an Israelite, they're just my initials, I think they're pretty tight.
I digress, let me get back on topic, this rap's a mess, but I dunno how to stop it.
I just keep goin, all this flowin', clould drop a dragon quicker than Bowen [Dragonheart]
Now then, let me just throw some nerdcore in, if you're ready for this, then I say, I'll begin:
YTMND and me are the **** g, I've got the best gif's you'll ever see!
In MK3 and MKGold, Stryker pwned all, truth be told.
Blaster Master, gotta go faster, follow that frog into disaster.
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