Last night I said I already had another post planned. I would've posted it last night, in the prime of my anger, however I did not want to make two blog posts in one day. So on to the latest news, Pastafarians.

Pastafarians are people who worship the Flying Spaghetti Monster who they claim to be the Earth's creator. These people are either ****ing stupid, or ****ing insane. They're notions of "Intelligent Design" are completely obscure. I mean, how do you say the world was created with a mountain, trees and a midget? Already on top of saying that it a spaghetti monster who flies is God?

Now if you think I'm lying I will provide proof:
www.venganza.org

This is their website. They have 10 MILLION followers, all of which, deserve to to live in an insane asylum. These people have truly lost their minds. They are sending letters to schools, where children and teenagers learn about facts, telling them to teach "intelligent design," otherwise they will take legal action. You people have taken things too far. They try to say that science is "rigged" because the speghetti monster can change science, even as scientists are working.

Now I'm not one to disrespect culture or beliefs, but this is neither. It is complete insanity. They're saying they can debunk proven facts because of spaghetti.

To make themselves even less plausible, they're trying to tell us that global warming, eathquakes, hurricanes and such are caused by the lack of pirates. Yes, because there are less pirates nowadays, the world is coming to an end. Need I say more? This religion, is insanity.

These are people that need help. In fact, the world could do without these 10 million dumbasses. Even someone in my gym class said that they needed to be shot. I didn't even have to say it first! She did! Thank you for sharing my sanity. Others just laughed and thought I was a liar.

I **** you not, these people are real. Go to their website. They are insane. Not criminally of course, but they are mentally disturbed.

I even tried to make a religion more stupid than this one, and I failed. Here it is:

The universe and everything in it was created by the Great Sandwich. The Sandwich came from the Almighty Wal-Mart, and was later reincarnated as Arnold Schwazenagger. I am the Prophet Tom, sent here to spread the word of Arnold. The devil is the Heretic Sub. He was born during a time when Quizno's and Subway were one. This results in New York City being the Unholy City of Death. Once in your lifetime, if you're physically able, you must make a pilgrimmage to Wal-Mart in the Holy City of Sacramento. The main goal of this religion is to stop the Moonites, the armies of the Moon from destroying Earth.

Now, go to the pastafarian website, and tell me which is more stupid. It's not possible to come up with a religion as dumb as pastafarianism. And to have 10 MILLION followers... it's just absurd!

-Rabidus