Let me start out by saying this blog post is about the types of people in my school. The people I see every day, they people who you just say, "damn they need to be shot!" I'll do this in a "Top 5" sort of way:
5.) The Human Barricade:
These are the people who stand in the hallways and prevent you from getting to your next class on time. It's their sole purpose to make you late for class. It starts out with a group of 3-5 people who converse at a locker. Slowly, more "meat" adds to the pile. Eventually this barricade spans the entire width of the hallway as peole stop by to just have a quick chat. This barrier sometimes moves, and it moves in perfect form, at very slow speeds. You may even run into 3 or 4 on your way to class! By the time you get to the third one you're already fed up with the first to to the point where you want to mow them down in a hail of gunfire!
4.) Gangstas
These are the people who think they're "ghetto." Now if you live in a small city like me, you know that there is no such thing as "the ghetto," but yet that's from which they hail. Either that or "the streets." These people are very loud and obnoxious, even when there's no reason. It is also guaranteed that at least 80% of these people are indeed white! Now, I could care less about you're culture, but don't deny your heritage. All you "gangstas" out there, you are indeed very much white. I know, it's hard to tell you that you're not black, but you aren't. I'd like to point out that I am not by any means making fun of or trying to insult African-Americans, I could care less the color of your skin. Not even their heritage includes "shootin' *****es" and "bangin' hos"! The gangsta "culture" (if that's what you call it) is not culture by any means. Give it up.
3.) Elitists
O hail to thee, for ye is thine human of wax! No, you're not. These are the people who's parents have told them that they are better than everyone else. These are the people who think so highly of themselves, they feel that their "standpoint" is an exvcuse to walk all over everyone else. They are, in their own mind the very pinacle of creation. No man or woman alike is better than them, for they are the best! These people are the ones that potentially annoy me the most. With their snotty tone with the "inferior" and the way they prance and smile about while bad mouthing others. Now may I ask, how are you better?
2.) Flaming
Because of Gamespot's language filters, I can not use the appropriate title. Now mind you that I do not have anything against homosexuals. I even have a friend that's gay. However, there's at least one of this certain type of homosexual that is in every school. In my case, his name is Forest. Completely oblvious to anything, they prance about parading their homosexuality around like it's something to be fascinated about. The people that give everyone "fashion" tips and such. The ones that shave their legs, talk in a high pitched voice, and tell you about their lifestyle, that ou couldn't possible care less about. By the time their done, you feel sick to your stomach, and throughly pissed off...
1.) Emo
We've reached the number one spot of all time. The Emo, or "emotional." These people act depressed, even though everyone knows their not. You see them happy almost all the time, except when they're not with their "friends." You may even try to talk to them, and they just give you dirty looks. They claim to be alone, yet you see them happy and joyous with other people all the time. They claim to be different, and say they hate everyone, but when you ask why they hate everyone, they tell you, "You wouldn't understand! I'm different!" You ask, "How so?" And they tell you again that you wouldn't understand. These people that "hate" you, and put words in your mouth, that are always depressed, are the people I could do without the most. I could say more, but I choose not to.
I'd like to say again, that this list is not about race or sexual orientation. To me, there's no such thing as other "races" of humans. After all, we're all humans. It's the people who have to draw everything out and make it seem like life is much worse. From telling you that they're from the streets, to telling you of how they're going to kill themselves, this list is a compilation of those who need to be "shot," as I say.
In reality they don't need to be shot, they just need to try thinking. I've asked "gangstas" why they think they're oppressed, and was told I wouldn't understand because I'm white. I have several black friends, and they seem to be treated the same as I. I ask the flamers why they have to parade their homosexuality around, and again am told I wouldn't understand because I'm not gay. Again, I have a friend whose gay, and he doesn't parade it around, he acts normal. In fact, I didn't know he was gay until recently. I've asked Emos why they hate everyone, and I was told that I wouldn't understand because they're different. I'm different to, I don't fit in anywhere perfectly because I'm a diverse person. So I ask them why I wouldn't understand, knowing I'm different as well. I am again told I wouldn't understand. So I ask why, and I get a "you're not me!" Trust me, I've known and hung out with many a emo, and their lives are not bad.
With that said, I hope you enjoyed my newest rant.
-Rabidus
"Change is a good thing because it allows us to see what's different."
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