Alright, to start I'd like to say that all of this **** I hear about the date 6/6/06 is ****ing meaningless. That date happens once a century. Also, think about it, what if our dating system was different? What if those numbers were different? Would this strike the same fear into the heart of the millions of frightened Christians? No! It woul dbe the same as any other day. So... stop... now.

As before I said I would make a blog post of the Minor Inconvenience, the extremely lame, extremely awesome super villian I created. Well, there really isn't much to say. Have you ever had someone constantly pestering you? Have you ever had some do extremely stupid **** near you, purposely? Well, this is the very essence of the Minor Inconvenience. He also has a side kick, Major Annoyance.

Really, the Minor Inconvenience is just a guy that will well... minorly inconvenience you until you can't take it anymore. That's how he wins. He has no weapons, or actual powers, nor is he extremely intelligent. He is just a minor inconvenience to be around. Sometimes the best villain, is the most simplistic one.

There's another villain I recently came up with, an even dumber, more obscene one. His name, the Anal Defiler. He is a proctologist gone mad. He was a fine man, until a kid named Forest came into his office. Now everytime he sees someones ass, he's reminded of Forest, and must destroy, or defile. Again, no special powers, no weapons, no extreme intelligence, just a proctologist. However, you must note, that he is not gay. He simply went insane.

There's really not much more to say... oh yeah! My mom called me today from Vegas, where she and my dad are currently for a diamond show, and before she left, she asked, "Where do you want a t-shirt from this year?" And being the wise-ass I am, I said, "A strip club." Well, I can see where I get my whit, because my mom informed me that she has obtained a shirt from a strip-club, and other "stripper" merchandise (such as cards with naked girls [I don't get them until I'm 18], an entrance card into a strip club, etc.) Yeah, she kinda went out of her way on that one, because she knew I was joking, so she felt the need to continue the joke.

Not much left to say...

-Rabidus