Alright so today was stupid as ever. We had a pep assembly which those are always a waste of time. However, today's was different. Something sparked my interest.

In the heat of trying to entertain myself, I was yelling out, "Nukes! Nukes! Nukes! Nukes!" for no particular reason. So some noob whose name happens to be Mike Lee, said, "Why are you shouting noob, you noob?" Okay stop. No, He did not just call me noob.

Me, "Who are you calling noob, you noob!?"
Mike, "You. You're a noob!"
Me, "Oh yeah!? What's a noob then!?"
Mike, "A noob!"
Me, "Yeah, define noob! Dumbass noob!"
Mike, "It's a noob!"
Me, "You're such a noob, you don't even know what noob means!"
Mike, "Yeah? Let's settle this on the Box!"
Me, "The Box? Hahahaha! You go have fun with your noob box and your noob stick!"
Ryen, "He plays PC games, man."
Me, "Yeah, I play real games!"
Mike, "Whatever, noob sauce."
Me, "Noob sauce! Hahahaha! That's the most noobtastic thing I've ever heard! I'm ****ing 1337 sauce! Like I said, I play real games. I'd like to see you go 50-0 in a CAL server! Oh wait, you can't!"

Seriously, noobs don't call me noob. That's unreal. I should've kicked his ass. Noobs man... ****ing noobs. Go play your Halo. That game not only sucks, but it requires no skill. I can kick anyones ass after 10 minutes of getting use to controls. I don't even have knowledge of maps. They do, and I can still pwn there asses.

They probably don't even say "pwn" right. They probably say "pone." ****ing Halo ****er noobs.

-Rabidus

I forgot to add this:

It is pathetic how people nowadays think that Halo is gaming. It's not. Yes, Halo is a game, a bad one at that, but it is a game none the less. Halo didn't do anything to revolutionize online gaming but make a bunch of noobs think they're bad ass. So for all of you "bad ass" Halo players out there, shut the hell up. You  don't know the first thing about gaming. You just know that it involves games and the internet. No. The day CAL and CPL extend into Halo, is the day I will lose my mind. Halo sucks. It's ruined gaming. And it has dumb ****s calling me, a noob. Like I said, when you're 50-0, in a CAL server, give me a screenshot. And at least 5 credible witnesses. You're all noobs, you'll never be 1337. You're a plague to the true gaming realm.