Yes... The blog of truth and... Awesomeness.

Well guys, I'll have to tell you all this but... I have AIDS.

Yes... AIDS.

And you know what?

[spoiler] Nah, jus ****in with ya ******! [/spoiler]

So what has happened lately DG?

Well.. On Friday, I've beaten Mirror's Edge on Easy mode, so I'm going to do it on Normal mode now. I may get Halo Reach soon as well! D:

Getting onto the point.. I have to tell you all something. Sora... Is actually a girl. Yes, a girl. He, I mean she was my friend, she hated being annoyed by the boys, so she thought of disguising herself by using a costume. And so far.. It has worked for many years. Until now, sora had gotten tired of him, I mean she being called a girl. So she had to tell the truth. But he, I mean she didn't told you the whole story.

I am actually a hores, yes, a HORES. And you know what, I'm proud of being a hores. SO DEAL WITH IT. Also, Cloud is a boy, k? Sure he says he's a girl, but he ain't! :x Samus is actually a girl, Ash Ketchum's real name is actually Ass Ketchup. Why Ash Ketchum? Well, it is a kid's show and 4kids being scared decided it should be Ash.

The Second Part of Secrets Revealed will be coming soon.. To DVD.

kthxbai