Hey this dis is me and today is now my birthday! Wheeeeeeee!!!!!!!! So you're gonna ask me how old I'm going to be, well 19 it's Motha******! So yes I'm going to make a couple more blogs..

I'm going to stat some history from middle school to now, my next birthday will be everything. When I was 12... I was pretty much the short guy was a little chubby but was popular and was pretty weak which I got bullied a lot from other people and I was pretty afraid of asking out girls mainly because I was such a *****. I made lots of friends but at one point I was sad because I was heart broken from a girl I really liked. And when that happened I got skinny. But yet I was still bullied from some *-holes, and when that happened I got my *** beaten bad and so I was made fun of making me unpopular... And so I tried another attempt to win the fight but was jumped. And when I had enough I started to box and so I got stronger but I was not ready. So I worked out and joined the wrestling, and when he made fun of me a lot and pushed me around. I punched the kid in the face and you know bully gets mad starts punching. And when I was about to lose I fell down for a couple seconds but then I standed up as I'll never give up. And so I punched his stomach and uppercut him so I had the chance.... So I did this wrestling moves but then he punched me causing me to fall back. And when I kicked a couple times his last leg costed his leg and so I grabbed his leg and hit it hard 2 times with my fist like a hammer. So he started crying but I wanted more so I throw punches at him while he was at the ground so I was punching his arm too so when the teachers came in I pushed them away as I wanted my revenge. And when that happened the principal came and he litterally sweared to get out and he hanging up my ear to the office as I know I was expelled. But then no but was suspended for 4 months as I know I was successful.

His injuries:

Broken nose

Bloody nose

Head leeding

A tiny part of the skull was cracked

Black Eye

Bloody eye- The doctors had to cut it so it can open

Broken Leg

Broken Arm

He was bleeding everywhere, and he was in a coma for a couple days.

Everyone was cheering for me when I won as I was going to ass whooped, and when I came back I became confident and asked the girl I loved and she accepted me. I was really excited and my 2nd kiss was at the movie theater and she was my girl friend for 9 months. And what happened is that she moved making me a sad panda.

My girl friends

5th grade

6th grade

7th grade (2 of them)

Freshmen year (3 of them)

Junior year (5 of them, one of them si the current one right now)

My girl friend's name is sherry, isn't that sweet?

So after 7th grade I had one of the best grades of my life, I was pretty one of the most popular kids in school. So I would talk crap at people at the bus like to guy riding a motorcycle who's old and has a beard and say "Hi Santa! Give me a present I want a machine gun and a car!" And I was sometimes do pranks on myself and so everybody calls me a prankster and I sometimes do it to people. And the meanest teacher pissed me off and when I graduated I said "**** you and you can suck my ****!" And so I flicked her off and showed my ass at her as she was horrified and everybody was laughing and cheering for me. So when I started high school it was different way different and I was scared like a cat (not really) but I got the hang of it. But I was not popular but it took me a while when I started to hang out with some girls as my dad called me a ladies men. But I had seniors bugging me for a while and I beated a senior up because he tried to take a punch at me. So I beated him up and gave him a broken nose and black eye. And after that nobody bugged me again and was friends with the seniors and that was how I got popular...

I was in love with this girl at my freshmen year and so I asked her out and she did and so I was her girl friend for a 3 months but there was a dirty secret I found out from my friends..... She slept with menand cheated me so I was afraid in my mind that she was a..... SLUT! So I had to break her up, so it wasn't my fault so I kept going on and on and on and on. My next girl friend was 3 months after that when I had girls liking me and one of them was a sexy so she asked her out and so yes she was no slut but she was only my girl friend for 1 month. And why? Because her dad was such a douche so he told me to stay away from her because he was afraid that I may get her pregnant so if I didn't I will be called from the police which I wasn't afraid so I just went away as I ignored him as I walked away. So I tried again but this time it went bad... Really bad..... She was my girl friend for the whole year until it was the party, the party! She went with another man and I got pissed off so I punched him and stuff, and my girl friend just pushed me and said these words that broke my heart "Go away Tyler! I don't love you anymore! I don't want to see you again" As I was crushed everybody was like "Damn! That was cold!" So his my ex's new boy friend said "Get the hell outta here *******" So I just punched him as my girlfriend and some people just pushedme and him away as I just walked away in shame.....

I was so depressed that I lost 20 pounds and I was about to commit suicide at one point but there was one thing.... My mom helped me out and she was helpful.....She toldme to never to give up and stay on your ground. If you stop then you'll fall behind. So after that I was talkign crap about her with people because they wanted to know, so I made friends with girls so when the next year started, I made a new girl friend and she had a nice body but I was calm and so I asked her out and she said yes but you know I broke up with her because she will always tell stuff about me so yes.My next 3 girl friends had another man so yes it sucks. What whores..... So my current girl friend was one of those popular girls that I didn't know so I started talking to her so as when I got closer her she asked me out as I know this may be the one. She will help me and Ihelp her out in situations. So at 2007 I took my girl friend to Mexico for a family reunion, but the problem was that she had a bad hair day so she was pretty ugly with the hair and stuff but her face was still beautiful.

So softmore was the same but it was about the sports. I was pretty much a jockey but I was in a couple great parties and it was just kick ass! So it was decent just decent, There was some girls chasing but I'm friends with them but I had friends that would laugh when I say jokes. When I had my birthday my girl friend gave me a big present that I would rememberin my entire life and yes you know what I mean! Sorry I'm not sayign it here because there's little boys here. Btu that was the 6th time I've done it. But when it was mysenior year it was like my 8th grade year but even better. I was super popular and I had lots of friends too. I was always invited in parties and me and my girl friend were doing fine. I was playing in sports.

Sports I played:

Middle school

Foot ball

Track

Wrestling

High school

Foot ball

Baseball

Wrestling

Track

Soccer

My last day of high school was awesome everybody said bye to me as I did my last prank that everybody will laugh hard, water gun with piss from my dog at the english teacher! It was classic but I did when I was going to my car with my friends. So it rocked. After that my parent's house was burned making me live in a house with my girl friend until I've graduate from college. And you wanna know what's weird? Today is my grandpa's (mom's side), cousins (dad's side), cousin's (mom's side), Aunt's (Mom's side), And uncle's (Mom's side). Isn't that strange? So I guess that's it. It's now time for my video game history! Wait! This is too long! Wait for the next blog! Teehe!