Man, oh, man. I've seen some crappy movies in my life. I own infinite amount of movies, so I'm pretty aware of crappy movies. MST3K needs to do this movie...

It stars such bad actors as Gary Busey (Black Sheep) and Robin Sydney (umm, no idea actually). The movie starts with no warning. You push play and bam, action is happening. It's done so poorly that you get your remote and chapter back to make sure you didn't accidental skip the previous chapter. Gary is shooting a store up and killing people that are brave enough to approach him. He leaves one girl behind (Robin), and it fades out like he kills her (but he doesn't). So, to get to the actual flaws of the movie, we must move on to some of the bigger mistakes of the movie. I'm just going to bullet the mistakes because they are, in fact, funny.

· Horror films should never have something as stupid as a cookie chasing you around. A cookie chasing you isn't scary. It's edible.
·Gary Busey ruined his remaining bits of dignity by being a freakin' moron puppet voice. And I thought he was Christian. Why was he calling people f'ing a-holes and junk? Lol.
·Out of 8 people, 6 made it out just fine. That's never good. There wasn't even a good surprise crap ending. It was just a very boring "The End" with some cookies looking at you. They put the 'retard' in the word 'retarded'.
· This is actually pretty funny. The back of the box, you see a girl laying down covered in whip cream and two cherries where he naughty bits would be. Well, you'd expect nudity, right? Yeah, no nudity. She's wearing clothes under the whip cream. The thing is too, like my wife and I were saying, those girls were so ugly, you'd never want to see them naked.

Overall, I recommend not watching this horrible B-film. It was exactly 1 hr long with 24 minutes of credits. The story is horrible. The acting is even worse. The best thing about the movie is returning it. Although, this is a great part of the movie and I wish I could upload it to YouTube for you guys.

*The setup: wrestling nerd guy tackles the gingerbread... err, gingerdead man and bites his head off. After getting blood on his face (yeah, what the crap? Blood came out of cookie dough?), they zoom up on him and he says "Got Milk?". FREAKIN' LAME!!!1!*