Whee! My case came, and it's ****ing awesome. Whee! I bought The Orange Box!

Awww. HL2 can only be played without sound.

Awww. Episode 1 crashes.

Awww. Episode 2 won't update so I can't play it.

Awww. Only Portal works properly.

Awww. The cake is a lie.

Edit: Whee! everything is fixed! Besides Episode 2...