So, it turns out my birthday is next week.

Thank you.

When I decided to purchase Katamari Damacy with my discretionary income (which my wife and I both agreed to allocate) she confiscated the game before I could play it. When I asked where the game was she replied, "I hid it until your birthday."

Needless to say, I was not pleased with my own purchase being requisitioned as a substitute for her inability to procure a gift for me.