Lately I've been improving my sneaking abilities playing MGS2. Maybe one of these days I will slip off into the dusty, rat-infested airconditioning ducts of a major metropolitan office tower and have fire-fights with terrorists like Bruce Willis . . . or Solid Snake.

However games and movies make those ducts look so. .  clean. The office building next to mine is being gutted in preparation for our company's inevitable expansion. The ducts they toss out into the dumpsters are filthy. Think of how much dust accumulates over the course of a week. Then think about how office ducts are cleaned ever few years. . . *gross*

Okay, time to go home and have dinner. Just in case you have been keeping track, I submitted my application to the la-li-lu-le-lo.