Yesterday I took a fun trip to the City. I may talk more about that later.

Jeff, you rule!

You already knew that because I told you yesterday.

But I digressed from my regression.

I'm off for a few days. I'd say catch me if you can, but I don't want you to do that.

Rich will be doing double duty in the Union. Don't forget to feed the dog. Bathe every day. Get your homework done. Don't let the place burn down and remember: NO PARTIES.

. . . oh, and in case you get super stoked to shake Tim Tracy's hand, don't be a doofus and tell him you are the one who has been PMing him about being in a spotlight. Ugh.

I can be a heel sometimes. I admit it. The suit is for my own protection. It grants me a bonus on my save versus polymorph.