Lookit'im with his wee, beedy eyes and that smug look on his face.

"Oh, yer gonna take me to White Forest are yeh?" he asks.

I carried his chipped clay form from Chapter 1 until he decided to bail in Chapter 5 of Half-Life 2, Episode 2. That finicky little clod. We were doing just fine, on our way to White Forest. Just because we were pinned down behind a line of cars with Combine shooting at us with bifurcated headcrab zombies circling, about us, that is no excuse for him to jump out of frame and into who-knows-where. Then he decides to up and leave! I was infuriated. I looked for the little imp well on 15 minutes before i decided to leave his sorry assets behind.

Forget the myriad of times I had to get out of the car and bring the little sucker back in. Did he ever once thank me? No. He just stared at me with that permagrin mouth agape. turns out this buffoon (yeah, you read that right) decided to open up his own blog (SPOILERZZZzzz)! Arrogant, little-person replica.

Truckin' him all over creation should be worth more than a scant 30 points. Especially since I am going to have to do it alll again. Man, I am going to be so glad to shoot the little lawn idol into space.

***fumes***

Stay in the car Dangit!!!!!