4pm my wife has contraction pains

6pm arrive at Cisco for MBA meeting.

9pm meeting adjourns and my wife is more contraction feeling

10:30pm we check in for delivery.

1:30am it could come at any time

7am I go to sleep so I can get some sleep.

12:36pm Baby arrives after being extricated from womb by giant salad tongs. . . daddy falls in love with his little girl.