Hi everyone!

I'm back from the dead. I stopped coming on here for 2 reasons...1, my computer was screwy for a while (not 2 years) just when it was fixed, I kinda got bored coming on here. Mostly because I never had money for games, and seeing all these great games made me sick to my stomach not being able to play most of them.

And reason 2, my PS2 broke. Pretty much ended my gaming days...

UNTIL 3 MONTHS AGO. After being fired from my job (funny/idiotic story) I recieved my tax return money which was just enough to buy an xbox 360(thank you God). And with some great new gamer friends who live there lives around gaming(thank you Jesus). It has allowed me to do a lot of borrowing. So life in the game world is finally a peaceful one.

So now I'm back on track, and checking this site out more often. OH, and my gamertag is SkullChrist. Anyone feel like adding me, go ahead. I'm looking foward to the online play.:D

Peace out for now.

Nimmy finally managed to get on to a normal plane. But because of all the people Nimmy had killed, Nimmy was all by himself on the plane. Nimmy was very happy of this, because he didn't have to wear any clothes........Later on during flight, Nimmy needed to go to the bathroom. But sadly, the bathrooms were closed for no reason. So he had to do something, that anyone else would have done. Pee on the pilot. The pilot screamed and got the plane to crash in the middle of the ocean. Luckily they survived the crash, and were stranded in the middle of the ocean, on a tiny raft. The pilot was then stuck with an insane person with no clothes on. He tried to kill himself, but there was nothing around to kill himself with. So he jumped of the raft and started to swim. But Nimmy couldn't control his bladder, so he peed on the pilot while he was swimming. The pilot then got mad and started to kick Nimmy's a$$. Nimmy was still peeing on him. After many hours of butt kicking and peeing. It all stopped. Until Nimmy said to the pilot that he needed to do a number 2. The pilot screamed, until he saw a shark. He then jumped into the sharks mouth and was finally dead. Nimmy cried and did the number 2 at the same time, in a dead sharks mouth, which contained the dead body of the pilot, except the pilot wasn't dead. A lot of Screaming had happened. Finally the pilot got out of the dead sharks mouth, with much number 2 on him. Once he got out and Nimmy was done with doing number 1and2, they saw an island up-a-head.................To be continued.....

It has been nearly a year when both Timmy and Jimmy died. And Nimmy couldn't be happier. Especially that he managed to defeat the great Circuit City. Nimmy now travels the world looking for a great place to live. He's now on his way to the great island of Hawii. Until a strange man comes up to him and says....Gooly, moogly, doo, doo, blah, blah, blah, pa, cha, cha, cha...hubba, hubba, woo, woo, pany, wany, hu, uh...weeeeeeeeeeee!!! (jumps out window)....Nimmy walked away confused and hungry...but he didn't have money to buy food. So he ate Bob the janitor....knowing that there was a free buffet right next to him. Anway, he manages to get onto his flight....though really stupid, mistakens a bird for a plane. Nimmy sat on the bird, managing to kill it...(poor bird never had a chance)....Nimmy was still sitting on it thinking it would take flight. But people walked by looking at him strangely. Nimmy then thought that the people looking at him strangely were terrorists...so he threw bunnies at them (Nimmy, thinking they were grenades). The people also thought they were grenades...so they all jumped out the window, knowing that there would be a great fall down to the ground, which was 3 feet. Everyone died...Nimmy then took all there money, and finally managed to buy himself a decent meal....To be continued...:o

Also, Nimmy pooped out the janitor!

Nimmy was on his own when Timmy and Jimmy died. Everday he would think...(Why, why, why...why didn't I take there money out of there pockets)....but then something came to Nimmy. He decided to make a formula to bring Timmy and Jimmy back to life. So he could beat the crap out of them, kill them, and then take their money. Nimmy went straight to work....Days go by as he adds more things to his potion...like...salt...sugar...Timmy's dad...Jimmy's dad...the guy from F.R.I.E.N.D.S...a toilet...and so on............Finally!!....the potion was finished. As Nimmy walked towards the undressed body of Jimmy, who had two p**is's...Nimmy trips and drops the entire potion on the undressed body of Timmy, who had no p**is...Jimmy wakes up and notices Nimmy on top of him...Jimmy gets the idea that Nimmy wanted hot love...but instead...a shot in the head. Timmy then came back to life, but only lived for a few seconds...due to all the glass (which was the potion) that cut up his entire body. Nimmy felt sad that he wasn't able to beat the crap out of them....But at least he got the money...which was soon taken away, as soon Timmy's undressed dad showed up, and found out on what Nimmy was doing. Nimmy didn't get punished. And Nimmy just kept on thinking on why Timmy, Jimmy, and Timmy's dad were all undressed...soon Nimmy says to himself..."I think I'm going to start a war on Circuit City, yeah...thats what I'll do".........................THE END:wink: 

Once upon a time there where three kids walking through the woods. The first kids name was Jimmy. The second kids name was Timmy. The third kids name was Nimmy. And were the bestest friends ever. Nimmy was the cooly-ist, one of all. Because he bites people. Anyway they were both walking through the woods, until they noticed a piece of chocolate. "I want to eat it" said Jimmy. "But your allergic to choclate" said Timmy. "I hate you guys" said Nimmy. "I wish I was a girl so you two would stop following me everywhere" said Nimmy. "I want to touch you" said Jimmy. Timmy and Nimmy then looked at him strangley and moved a few feet away from him. Jimmy then tripped and died. Timmy and Nimmy then poked him with a stick for awhile until they got bored and went home. The next day. "What a great day to be alive" said Timmy. Who was beaten by his parents yesterday for saying hi. "I think I'll say hi to my parents" said Timmy. "Hi mom, hi dad...why are you holding a bat?...and why are all the windows and doors locked?...and why are you looking at me like that?...and why is old man Jenkens soaking his feet in the toilet?...and...and...I love you guys". Timmy was never seen again from that day. Next day."Hi Timmy", "Hi Jimmy" they both said. "I like your hat" said Nimmy. "Thats not a hat, its a shovel that my parents stabbed me with" said Timmy. Timmy then died. Nimmy then went on to better things...THE END................................. CAN ANYONE FIND WHATS WRONG WITH THIS STORY...BESIDES HOW STUPID IT WAS???