Yes, and even more so when it's battering against a tent I'm in.

The smell of boiled eggs as you peel them.

No I wouldn't. The fact that they asked via text, for an unreasonably large sum of money, would be enough for me to say no, even if I did have the money.

Oh lordy, I really need to go out of my way to find a proper hog roast.

Personally I'd go for shoulder.

The crackling is so nice.

Though I haven't tried snouts, or any of the more obscure parts (obscure based on South East England tastes).

Shadow of Memories/Destiny.

Loved that game to bits. Shame it got hammered left and right, would've loved more games like that.

Nope, and considering that I couldn't have my first, second, third or even fourth choice, I'm quite surprised I don't, tbh. For one that I made up on the spot I'm pretty happy.

I go through stages where I either can't be bothered to concentrate on a game, or I'm all out and want to play games to death.

From Fable 3, until LBP2 came out, there was no desire to play games. If I tried then interest was lost after an hour or two. When Steam had their christmas sales I bought quite a few games that have just been a waste of money.