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#1 ELmask
Member since 2011 • 25 Posts

This airs on Smackdown.

SkinsFan: It was fun while it lasted.

El Mask: Yeah. What the hell even happened?

SkinsFan: I don't know man. I just took Speeps's word for it that we should just walk away from this mess.

El Mask: It's such a shame. We were going to announce the pay per view main event tonight.

SkinsFan: What was it going to be?

*El Mask whispers to SkinsFan*

SkinsFan: That would have been the biggest match in years.

El Mask: I know. Well, should we get this over with?

SkinsFan: I guess so.

*The camera pans out. El Mask and SkinsFan are sitting on top of a tank. El Mask drops inside.*

El Mask: You ready, Dave?

Batista: YEAH-EAHHHHHHHH!

*SkinsFan drops into the tank*

El Mask: I feel like we should say some final words or something.

SkinsFan: Maybe we should find Crulex, get him to say a eulogy.

Batista: LOL.

*The camera cuts outside. The tank is facing a building that has "WOTU" emblazoned on it in giant letters.*

El Mask: It's time.

Batista: Weapons are not only welcomed, they're allowed.

El Mask: Yes Dave, yes they are. Now do it!

SkinsFan: FIRE!

Batista: BASKETBALLS -

*Batista fires at the WOTU.*

Batista: - DON'T HOLD GRUDGES.

*The WOTU explodes*

*Debris is flying through the air, the area is engulfed in flames, as the last foundations of the WOTU crumble.*

El Mask: I almost feel emotional.

SkinsFan: Really?

El Mask: No. Let's get out of here.

*El Mask, SkinsFan and Batista drive away in their tank*

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#2 ELmask
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So @comebackkid88 declines the chance to potentially face me at Wrestlemania, but then immediately asks to face me at Wrestlemania. #confusingEl Mask Twitter
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#3 ELmask
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Later on, Raw comes back from a commercial break. El Mask's structure, which is now gold, is set up over the ring. "My Time" plays as El Mask enters. The music stops, and loud "El Mask!" chants can be heard throughout the crowd. The commentators are silent, as the WOTU commentators are banned from speaking in the presence of El Mask, as well as those in the GWF. 

El Mask: Opportunity is something that can be given, but can be taken away just as easily. I gave an opportunity to our colleagues at our former place of employment, but they were not grateful. They didn't deserve it.

*"GWF sucks" chants begin, followed by "WOTU!" chants.*

El Mask: As a result, I took away that opportunity, and I am now giving it to people who deserve it, the people of the WOTU.  

*Cheering*

El Mask: This Sunday, at Ortonism: Against All Odds, 10 superstars will compete for the opportunity to make it to the WOTU title Elimination Chamber. 5 will succeed, 5 will fail. However, I understand that sometimes, people deserve second chances. And that is what the five who fail will receive.  

*El Mask enters the structure*

El Mask: At Against All Odds, after the qualifying matches have taken place, the five losers will return to the ring in search of redemption, and this golden Terrordome will descend. The purpose, you ask? To ascend to greatness, quite literally, as the combatants must ascend to the top of the structure, and escape, through the hole, to win. 

You may think "That's impossible! They could die!", and you may well be correct. But as you know by now, I'm a generous man, and with my generosity, I will aid them.

*A spotlight shines on a huge ladder, leaning between the ring and dome wall.*

 El Mask: You may be wondering, what is the purpose of this match? What will they win? Do they get a title belt? The answer, is that they will earn one of the grandest opportunities imaginable in this business, far bigger than winning a fake gold belt. They will get to fulfill their dreams. The winner of this match, will be granted a one on one match with El Mask, at Wrestlemania! 

 *Most of the crowd cheer, but some are a bit confused. They decide to cheer anyway. Raw cuts to a commercial break.*

New match signed for Ortonism/WOTU: Against All Odds:

El Mask Golden Terrordome Ladder match: (Loser of Hockedude vs Crulex) vs (Loser of Joemcmark vs DJ_Chuy) vs (Loser of LegendKiller vs Neutron) vs (Loser of Killerband vs NewEraicon) vs (Loser of Saiga vs FullMetalWWant)

I have handpicked a sixth participant for the #ElMaskGoldenTerrordomeLadderMatch #Ortonism #WOTUresurgentiumEl Mask Twitter
 

 

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#4 ELmask
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This took place on Raw.

El Mask is backstage, where construction workers are building what appears to be a massive red monstrosity.

El Mask: Is the roof exactly 20 feet above the mat?

Construction guy A: Yeah!

El Mask: Good. Check the hole is the right size.

The construction workers raise the structure on a crane, then set up a ladder. One climbs to the top. The structure is lowered, causing him to become trapped in the hole.

Construction guy E: I'm trapped!

El Mask: We can see that. Someone expand the hole and get him out of there.

El Mask is approached by Todd Grisham.

Todd Grisham: Hi El Mask! It's great to have you here in WOTU.

El Mask: Thanks Todd Grisham, it's good to see you.

Todd Grisham: Wow, I think that's the most positive response you've ever given in an interview. I assume that the WOTU has put you in a good mood?

El Mask: It's dangerous to assume, Todd.

Todd Grisham: Sorry, I -

El Mask: But you happen to be correct. We have been treat like the stars we are by nearly everyone in the WOTU so far, which is more than I can say for the people back in the GWF. I appreciate their appreciation.

Todd Grisham: That's great. Can I ask, what exactly are you supervising?

El Mask: Of course. This structure….is my gift to the WOTU.

Todd Grisham: Oh, it's an interesting gift. What is its purpose?

El Mask: That will become clear when I announce it later tonight.

Todd Grisham: Well, I look forward to finding out.

El Mask: You should.

Todd Grisham: I have some more questions, are -

El Mask: See you later, Todd.

Todd: Oh, okay, well thanks for the interview El Mask!

El Mask: You're welcome.

*As Todd Grisham leaves, El Mask can be heard shouting "You need to paint it gold!"*

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#5 ELmask
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#OrtonismWOTUinvasionEl Mask Twitter