This airs on Smackdown.
SkinsFan: It was fun while it lasted.
El Mask: Yeah. What the hell even happened?
SkinsFan: I don't know man. I just took Speeps's word for it that we should just walk away from this mess.
El Mask: It's such a shame. We were going to announce the pay per view main event tonight.
SkinsFan: What was it going to be?
*El Mask whispers to SkinsFan*
SkinsFan: That would have been the biggest match in years.
El Mask: I know. Well, should we get this over with?
SkinsFan: I guess so.
*The camera pans out. El Mask and SkinsFan are sitting on top of a tank. El Mask drops inside.*
El Mask: You ready, Dave?
Batista: YEAH-EAHHHHHHHH!
*SkinsFan drops into the tank*
El Mask: I feel like we should say some final words or something.
SkinsFan: Maybe we should find Crulex, get him to say a eulogy.
Batista: LOL.
*The camera cuts outside. The tank is facing a building that has "WOTU" emblazoned on it in giant letters.*
El Mask: It's time.
Batista: Weapons are not only welcomed, they're allowed.
El Mask: Yes Dave, yes they are. Now do it!
SkinsFan: FIRE!
Batista: BASKETBALLS -
*Batista fires at the WOTU.*
Batista: - DON'T HOLD GRUDGES.
*The WOTU explodes*
*Debris is flying through the air, the area is engulfed in flames, as the last foundations of the WOTU crumble.*
El Mask: I almost feel emotional.
SkinsFan: Really?
El Mask: No. Let's get out of here.
*El Mask, SkinsFan and Batista drive away in their tank*
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