hav u got wepins
no
ha ha ha ur guna die
omg but i want wepons
tough
sob
y dun u use a gitar
i dun want to get a scratch on it
o ok whos guna drive
u ned 2 wak
o ok

5 seconds later.

ok wer der
im scared and hungry
den go eat a cheeseburger
no i dun want to i dun lik cheese
y not
im lactosg intlegorant
o ok in we go
k
RAAAAAAAAAARGH
uh oh
HI IM FARMER JOE'S EVIL FORM
o darn wen did dat hapen
WEN I DIED FROM DA BOMB
wot about da children?????
I ABSORBED THEIR SOULS INTO POWER
i think i got 2 kil u now
UM... I WON'T LET YOU :
*stab*
O SNAP *Pull out*
uh oh
HAHAHAHA
i duno how im guna bet u!!!!
wel im not guna tel u how
y not
cuz den ul bet me
o ie well if u tel me ill giv u money
I DON'T NEED MONEY WHEN I TURNED INTO MY EVIL FORM I AUTOMATICALLY GOT $70000000000
omg can i hav some
sure y not
thx *blind*
GAAAAAH
i can use dis chance to poke you with a stick
ow ow quit it
ha ha ha this is causing you distress
i know ow ow stop it
y
cuz its hurtin me
o ok den
RANDOM ERECTION SYNDROME i now how 2 bet him
u do???
Don't tell him, Kirk Hamburger!
im guna cuz if i do hel giv me money
no i wont
o ok
*K.O.*
NOOO KIRK HAMBURGER
hes noked out now now plz get out of my house
no, and to show you i mean buisness, i'm going to knock one of ur antiques over
ZOMG NOT MY ANTIQUES
*smash*
NOOOOOOOOOOO! I SHALL TEAR YOU LIMB FROM LIMB FOR WHAT YOU DID TO MY ANTIQUE!
no dont

to be continued...