im guna bet u up
NO
*kick*
OW that was mean
mmm, i know it was a bit out of order wasnt it
Help! Help!
omg wot was dat
NOTHIN JUST IGNORE IT
Me and the children are trapped in this closet! Let us out!
but farmer joe ur by der being beaten up by me *chew*
HEY THATS MY LARYNX
sori mam
Open the closet!
o ok *open* *fall*
AAAAAAAAH
aaaaaaah
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
WER U GOIN IM SUPPOSED 2 KIL U AND B DA BAD GUY 4EVER
ahhhh
O DER GONE....i gues ill just play yu-gi-oh with myself
im here
kirk hamburger??? u pley?????
ye a bit
kul il giv u first move
Elsewhere...
Aaah!
*splat* omg snow where r we
You sent us to this hellhole! Farmer Joe will kill you! Children, get me my lucky knife, and sing the knife song!
ye ye ye we got da knife ye ye ye 4 our toast ye ye ye for butterin and incase our brother tries to stel it ye ye ye spread the buter ye ye ye kill the brother
WELL DONE, CHILDREN!
*run*
omg
Children, he's escaped! Remember what Farmer Joe told you to do when you get lost?
phone our mummies
That's right! Phone your mummies while I chase after the smelly man!
ok farmer joe
And if a stranger offers you candy, you are, UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES, to refuse. Understand?
yes farmer joe
Good! *Run*
...
...
... waaaaaaaah
stop cryin joel
but im cold and scared
me too lets dance for warmth
o ok
YE YE YE BABY LETS GET HOT SKIP AROUND THE CAMP FIRE WITH ME BABY YE YE YE WER NAKED SO WE NED TO SO WE DONT GET COLD COS ITS THE MIDDLE OF WINTER YE YE YE PUT ON YOUR BIRTHDAY SUIT SKIP AROUND THE CAMPFIRE AND MOVE UR BODY CLOSE 2 ME YE YE YE CAMPFIRE LOVIN' TONIGHT
thanks guys farmer joe would be proud
o ok
Elsewhere...
o hi wot r u?
im a f-
fat man with goat legs? ye i agree. take me to shelter NOW
o ok
5 minutes later.
this house is stupid wheres the plasma screen tv or gibson guitar
i duno wot dos r
wel do u have a toaster?????
ye
make me toast NOW
um ok do u want 2 peices or 4 pieces
both
o ok
*Knock knock knock*
o i think thats the postman coming with my copy of pudding club weekly
o ok btw the toast is burning
o ok
To be continued...