Hi everyone!:D *hugs*

I'm here a day earlier than expected!:D We were so tired so we just sat and paddled as fast as we could so that we could come home again!:D

I have missed you guys so, so, so much! Canoeing was really fun, but very hard! My arms and shoulders are like dead from exhaustion, my hips are sore from lying on the ground, my back hurt from sitting in the canoe way to much and I have been eaten alive by bugs.:P Despite that, I liked it, and even though my whole body is aching I had a really good time!:D We canoed about 9 miles (real miles for all you Americans!:P About 56 miles for you) The places we visited were so beautiful! I wish I had the pics here right now, but I don't.:( I can show you them in a later blog, if you want to that is.

We paddled through "Mälaren", a Swedish lake running through most of Stockholm. We were told it would be a pretty lousy weather, with rain, wind and cold. But it turned out OK sometimes. We got some sun at least! And no one died from gangrene so we're all good!:P But I have never been so happy to be home! You forget how lucky you are and you take running water, a warm bed and good food for granted. But, when you sit out there taking a piss in the woods with grass sticking up your butt, you remember. Trust me!:lol: The first thing I did when I got home was take a shower, wash my hair and brush my teeth. I'm not sure I ever wanna leave my warm bed ever again!:P

Whenever my family spends a lot of time together, strange things happen. It's a law of nature, I don't ask why, I just accept it. Here are some funny/weird things that happened that happened while I was gone.:P

I...

• Put an ant in ketchup and watched it work it's way out
• Got fooled by a sign
• Cut myself on some Common reed
• Got attacked by seagulls
• Got chased by an angry swan
• Escaped an ant island
• Managed not to fall in the water while canoeing but tripped when trying to get out of it
• Thought oatmeal might just be the best thing ever for a second (I was THAT hungry)
• Got pooped on by various animals
• Understood why mankind invented the engine
• Fell asleep with the mosquito net open and woke up looking like a freak in the face
• Agreed on listening to the little sis talk about WoW for an hour to distract myself from the pain in my arms while canoeing
• Got farted in the face by little bro
• Hurt my head when a conifer cone fell on it
• Freaked out when little bro had been humming the LOTR theme for a whole day

*In the tent*
Little bro: I wanna sleep with Ellen!
Sis: It's "Sleep next to" not "Sleep with"!
Me and dad:*giggles*
Little bro: But daddy, I wanna sleep with Ellen! Why do I have to sleep with you?!
Sis: IT'S "I WANNA SLEEP NEXT TO YOU"!
Me and dad:*laughs hysterically*
Little bro: I always have to sleep with you daddy...
Sis:*freaks out*

I'm to tired to come up with anything else!:P As I said I missed you like crazy! I wrote little hello's in my notepad to all of you, writing what I'd like to say to y'all, just to miss you less, but it didn't work!:( But now I'm here again!:D Yay!

House quote to end the blog with, as usual!
Stacy: I know you're not busy! You avoid work like the plague, unless it actually is the plague...

Hugs and kisses to all of you! I'll go catch up on your blogs now. It's so good to be back! You have no idea how much I missed you! (And my house!:P)
Comment me green! *licks*