Earlier today I finally broke free of Tom Nook's cold, capitalist grasp. For ruffly two years now I have been toiling in the fields of my Animal Crossing town. I started small, as we all did, struggling to earn enough Bells to buy myself an axe (at one point I was forced to sell a 'common floor' to feed my addiction to tree felling, not something that I am proud of.). I got over that dark period however, day by day my fortune grew. Mortgages were payed and rooms decorated, clothes were purchased and art was collected.

Well I suppose I should get to the point. Clearly Animal Crossing is responsible for the apparent collapse of the world's economies. As i see it a large part of the problem is complacency; complacency towards borrowing money, or Bells! Assuming that all sock brokers and company CEOs play Animal Crossing, and I have it on good authority that they do, the normality of massive debt in Animal Crossing has clearly spread into the real world economy. Considering that mostorganizations operatewith massive overheads.

In conclusion Nook is to blame! (Although the turnippeddler must except responcerbillerty for her hand in causing this global recession)

Please note that my tongue was pressed firmly in my cheek as I wrote this.