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My bioshock review

Possible spoilers... I dunno really, I'm just typing off the top of my gorgous head.

Yeah, it was alright. It wasn't the most awesome game everz! likw some people seem to think but it is possibly the best game for the xbox 360. Technically it was almost perfect tho I did see a few glitches in the picture here and there near the end-- and speaking of the END

HOLY GEEZ that was an easy last boss! Wtf I beat him while trying to conserve ammo because I thought he was atleast going to have a second form! Well, maybe he dose but I just got an easier ending because I help all the little sisters. Yup, I got the gay 'family' ending. Kinda made me feel warm inside tho...

Going in an illogical order, lets talk about the plasmids. Common people, it was just elemental magic discized in a steampunk trapping. That said, it was done well BUT there were two things that bothered me.

1- You have to get way too many little sisters. You need alot of ADAM to buy the stuff and the slots and I think it would be more fun without the tight leash. Sure, the rpg stuff can be fun but you have to find stations to swap out your plasmids. And the ironic thing is...

2- Dispite what the game tells you, you don't need more powers as you go! I beat the last boss with regular machine gun ammo, incinerate level 2, security bullseye, bees, and telekinesis. It's smarter to upgrade your shat than get more stuff. Infact, most of my ADAM when toward hacking (engineering) plasmids. On your second runthrough you'll know exactly what you need.

BEFORE YOU SAY IT, STFU. I know I know: "the game it designed (relaxed death penalty, ect) for experementation and defeating the big daddy's are fun to fight and a small price for ADAM. Plus, there's only a few on each deck." Whatever man, whatever.

My score: 9.0 I wanted to say 8.9 but it's too good to not be in the top 10%. If you have a 360 buy it, but the hype isn't completely accurate.