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Duke Nukem Forever?

Who the f**k is Duke Nukem? He's the guy that invites a bunch of nerds to Las Vegas, brings them to "T*tty City" on an extinct gas guzzler, and gets their d**ks hard in the Champagne Room. Duke Nukem GTFOH. You're a myth. All you've done was interrupt the release of the next Borderlands. If the next Borderlands sucks, I'm blaming you.