In Tennessee, it is illegal to drive a car while you are asleep.

In Connecticut, bicyclists traveling in excess of 65 miles per hour can be stopped by the police

It is prohibited to walk backward after sunset in Devon, Connecticut

In Kentucky, women weighing between 90 and 200 pounds, appearing in a bathing suit on a public highway, must be escorted by at least two officers or armed with a club

Infants are forbidden to dance in public halls in Los Angeles, California

In Idaho, it is illegal for a man to give his sweetheart a box of candy weighing less than 50 pounds

In Alabama, it is a crime to put salt on railroad tracks.  The offense is punishable by death

In Washington State, it is against the law to pretend your parents are rich

In South Carolina, if you inadvertently kill someone while attempting suicide, you have committed an offense which is punishable by death.

The best, however, comes from New York.  In New York, it is illegal to do anything illegal.

I love stupid laws....they always make me laugh.....

Here are some funny stories, jokes and facts that I've heard and read:

Acceptable Excuses

The college professor had just finished explaining an important research project to his class. He emphasized that this paper was an absolute requirement for passing his class, and that there would be only two acceptable excuses for being late. Those were a medically certifiable illness or a death in the student's immediate family. A smart ass student in the back of the classroom waved his hand and spoke up. "But what about extreme sexual exhaustion, professor?" As you would expect, the class exploded in laughter. When the students had finally settled down, the professor froze the young man with a glaring look. "Well," he responded, "I guess you'll just have to learn to write with your other hand."

A case for more beer

A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular culling of the weakest members.

In much the same way the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, we all know, kills off brain cells, but naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first.

In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, constantly making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.

Law Facts
In Michigan, it is illegal to chain an alligator to a fire hydrant.

In North Carolina, it is against the law for dogs and cats to fight.

In Rochester, Michigan, the law is that anyone bathing in public must have the bathing suit inspected by a police officer

In Kentucky, it's the law that a person must take a bath once a year.

In Massachusetts, it is against the law to put tomatos in clam chowder.

More to come later!!!

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