Since I haven't been on this site for a while, I might as well tell an interesting/boring/digusting story for old times sake.:P
This is completely based on a true story.:(
A few months ago I was just laying in bed being lazy as usual. I get up and go outside to get the newspaper, and all of a sudden I smell this inhumane odor coming from somewhere. I then look in the bathroom and checked the toilet and everything looks ok, so then I check my other bathroom (I'm a grown man I have my own house. :P) and my bathtub is completely filled with some kind of brown muddy looking water. :? I'm just standing there completely perplexed by this mysterious looking water, I then grab a plunger so that I can attempt to make the muddy water go down the drain, that doesn't work. And then I decide to try something that only my brain can think of, I flush the toilet in order to see if anything else is clogged, and of course the toilet was also clogged too, so now I got brown water all in my bathtub, and clean water everywhere else in my bathroom.:cry: At this point I'm just drying off the floor and hoping the clogs are only temporary. I finally get the floor dry which makes me happy, but then I hear the sound of running water coming from below my house. I go look under the house and see that one my main pipes is leaking everywhere. Now I have a new problem because I have important stuff down there. I then decide to cut the water off all together because that "should" solve everything, once I cut the off water I check under the house again and the water is still running. :(
I called some of my friends who are better than me at stuff like that. We then proceed to dig up my front yard where the pipes are and then it becomes apparent that the sewer is backed up. That is when I come to the realization of what that brown water in my bathtub is.:shock: I call the local LG&W company and they tell me it's out of their hands, because they don't work sewers. But by this point the water has started to receed, so I just stop worrying about it and eventually everything is working normally. I go to sleep and wake up the next day, and the bathtub is filled again with that brown water.:x I finally remember that I have a brain and a telephone I called the sewer company and they fixed everything. The next day the whole street that I live on is having the same problems, and I just said to myself "better them than me."
THE END
I could pull this off. I look good with any type of hairdo.:D
and the band never stopped playing:lol::lol: Thats what I call professional.:P
because I get paid this week.:D(so far so good)
:evil: (my good week lasted 1 day:P)
work on my car.:D (he really is that big:P)
and we decided to go out on friday.(yay! I have a date:D)
.8)(I really do look like, Prince:))
and it is true what they say, it's whats on the inside that matters:(. It's just too bad when we went inside her apartment, her ex/current boyfriend 
was there.:((he looked like a wrestler:lol:)
i'm not sure what exactly is going on.:?
enough said.:lol:
(I did not sleep for 2 days after that:cry:) [/spoiler] 
For those of you who don't know, this is my favorite time of the year, but that also means that, I will spend even less time on this site.
I will probably no longer be online, Thursday's at night, and all day on Saturday's, but the rest of the week, I will be here as much as I always have.:D
:o:(:cry:
:lol:
:P [/spoiler]
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