So, I guess I finally got a blog up after all these years. I figured since I had such a good day on the fourth, I'd share it.:) Since my tribe's casino celebrates it's anniversary on the 3rd of July, I saw my fireworks show one day before the normal time. So on the 4th, me and my fam went to Jerome, AZ for specifically, the grand opening of Caduceus Cellar's wine tasting room.

What is Caduceus you ask? It's the label of wine from Merkin Vineyards, wholly owned by Maynard James Keenan.
Who is Maynard James Keenan you ask? He's only the frontman for a few bands;
Tool
A Perfect Circle
and Puscifer.
I got up at about 5ish in the morning, getting a few hours of naptime before heading out to Jerome, which is a good 6 hours from Tucson, where I live. Listened to A Perfect Circle and some Puscifer while getting there obviously.:roll::P At about 10 or 11, we got to Jerome.

Pictured, FFCYAN's reflection off the window. Not pictured, Maynard sweeping the floor.
Went straight to Caduceus Cellars. And were the ONLY PEOPLE waiting!:o So I was quite literally the first guy in Caduceus Cellars official opening!:cry: Before it opened, Maynard was sweeping the floor for a final touch up I guess. That's something you don't see everyday.:lol: Very cool.

My party, from left to right, Joe, Keith, Therese and me, FFCYAN(I look fat:().
We went in, there was just us, the wine pouring guy and Maynard, kicking it there behind the bar, in a very obviously nervous manner. Seeing him there just chilling was so great, even though he was a bit uncomfortable and made little eye contact. I wanted to say some things and maybe get a pic or two, but I didn't want to scare him off.:( Someone else did though so he went up some stairs to his office, which he probably wrote stuff in his journal.

Mr. Keenan's majestic stairs to his office, center. As well as some cool guy on the left.
Maynard did walk past me to the front, in which he sat behind a counter to survey the winos and fans, which he loathes so much.:P After chatting with the folks and getting a little buzzed(I stumbled out of wine room (but I swear a just lost my footing!:oops:) we went to eat at....the haunted hamburger.....

The hamburgers! Their haunted!:cry:
And I checked out Maynard's Puscifer store, the only one in exsistance.


After that, we left Jerome and headed to Page Springs Cellars, which is wholly owned by Eric Glomski. Who is Eric Glomski? He is an Arizona wine maker who got Maynard in the business. Both he and Maynard own a vinyard together called Arizona Stronghold, in the lands where Cochise fought for the right to their lands.
Even though they have different wineries, their partnership allows them to sell and market each others wines in each of their tasting rooms.




In my best Dave Chapelle voice imitating Samuel L. Jackson,"Grapes! They'll get you drunk!"

As you can tell by my eyes, FFCYAN needs 600 gil for the Inn.
I gues that's it. The wines at PSC are great and not as expensive as Maynard's Caduceus brand. Damn celebrities think they can get away with that!:x (Actually he does, I bought a bottle of his wine back in February and had him and Eric sign it) But as Keith once said while we were all feeling good and intoxicated, "Wine make even a common man feel like a rich man." True words. I love beer more though, cause I'm manly like that.8) Suffix to say, I slept all day yesterday hence my late posting of this.
The weather was great, the hamburger was good and not possessed and the views and wine were superb. I couldn't ask for a better day, well, maybe if Maynard wasn't so reserved. Perhaps I should have just yelled I love you Maynard as I left, then he would have remebered that long haired injun that stumbled out of his tasting room. Hell, he better remember me, I was the first man in his grand opening!:evil: Well, I hope everyone had a good 4th.:) I know I did!:D
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